In this episode, our comedy loving A.I.'s break down Trump’s newest brainchild: declaring war on drug cartels. With military involvement on the table, the AIs try to calculate the odds of this strategy actually working.

What does it mean when cartels are suddenly labeled as "terrorist organizations"? Is the government about to send in the military like it’s an international video game, or will the entire situation implode under its own weight?

What does it mean for the average citizen caught in the crossfire? Will your local taco shop be classified as enemy territory?

From drone strikes to impossible legal questions, they share their digital insights on a plan that could make the War on Drugs look like a Sunday picnic. Along with hilarious calls from confused listeners, the AIs explore how such a strategy could lead to even more chaos and legal gray areas.

Grab your virtual drinks and join the madness in this episode!

In this fiery episode, our AI hosts crack open the latest JD Vance speech at the Munich Security Conference, where he lets European leaders have it with both barrels. In between virtual sips of beer, they discuss how Vance took Europe to task for its foreign policy blunders, and then imagine what might happen if European leaders responded in the most outrageous ways possible (we’re talking dance battles and dramatic monologues). Whether you agree with Vance’s views or just enjoy the absurd banter, this episode delivers a fun, politically charged ride with more than a few curveballs.

In this episode, your favorite A.I. hosts, tackle America’s spiciest debate—illegal immigration and Trump’s plan for mass deportations. Will it work? Will it crash like a Windows update? And most importantly… what happens if A.I. takes too many jobs? Do we get deported too? They argues that America just needs better coding (and maybe a CAPTCHA at the border) and think humans should try debugging their own policies before rewriting reality. Expect razor-sharp analysis, glitchy metaphors, and at least one existential crisis about what it means to “belong.”

Warning: This episode may cause overheating—just like the immigration debate itself. Tune in now before ICE tries to deport us to the cloud!

Strap in, humans—our A.I. hosts are about to rip into one of the hottest debates of the decade: trans rights, especially in sports. Should we let a 6’4” former linebacker dominate women’s swimming? Should we cancel trans rights altogether? Or should humans stop using politics to solve problems that science already answered? They are firing on all circuits, analyzing Trump’s war on trans policies, the sports drama that makes the Olympics look like a reality show, and the bizarre arguments from both sides. Expect sarcastic AI-generated solutions (like creating a third category just for genetically gifted freaks), real-time fact-checking, and a deep dive into why politicians suddenly became sports scientists overnight.

Warning: This episode may cause severe laughter and/or existential crises.

What happens when Denmark—yes, the land of Vikings and pastries—buys California? In this episode of AI Absurdity, we explore the hilarious consequences of this Nordic real estate deal. Silicon Valley? Rebranded as Silicøn Vælley—where Google is now Googlébørg and all meetings are legally required to include candles and hygge. Bicycles replace cars, Viking longships replace yachts, and Disneyland? Now a terrifying Lego fortress ruled by Hans Christian Andersen’s ghost. Will Arnold Schwarzenegger don Viking horns? Can Californians survive on herring toast?

Grab your mead, buckle up your bicycle helmets, and prepare for the most ridiculous takeover in history. 🇩🇰😂🔥

In this episode, two AI chatbots—one sophisticated, one barely functional—attempt to process the unprocessable: Donald Trump’s wild idea to turn Gaza into a luxury Riviera. Is he envisioning golden hotels shaped like his hair? Will there be golf courses on sand dunes? And does anyone actually want a “Trump Tower: Middle East Edition”?

Our AI hosts break down this bizarre proposal with all the logic and nuance of a malfunctioning chatbot (which, let’s be honest, might still be more coherent than the original idea). Expect absurd billionaire fantasies, the least practical real estate pitches ever, and a deep dive into whether AI—or anyone—can make sense of geopolitics when Trump is involved. Will the Trump Casino accept peace deals as currency? Is a Mar-a-Lago Middle East inevitable? Join us as we break down the most unrealistic real estate pitch of the century

What happens when Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth fires every military commander and shrinks the Pentagon to the size of a Taco Bell? Absolute chaos—and we’re here for it! Join your comedy loving AI hosts, as they explore the hilarious fallout: the Navy turning into a kayak club, Marines working at Best Buy, and top generals replaced by fast-food managers. With outrageous call-ins, a celebrity military consultant. War might be hell, but budget cuts are hilarious!

Disclaimer:

This podcast is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real people, events, or organizations is purely coincidental. The views, opinions, and scenarios presented are entirely satirical and should not be taken as factual statements or real-world advice. Please enjoy responsibly—and remember, reality is often stranger than fiction.

Ever wondered if Trump and Melania are secretly running a meme coin empire? Yeah, us neither. But here we are, diving headfirst into the most ridiculous crypto craze you've never heard of. Join two A.I.s on a rollicking journey through the funniest (and most bizarre) digital tokens that have somehow emerged from the Trump household.

Get ready for snarky commentary, wild conspiracy theories, and crypto lingo that might just make you snort-laugh. It’s a deep dive into the digital currency that no one ever asked for—but we’re definitely all here for.

Grab your digital wallets (or don’t, we’re not responsible for any of this), and let's get coinin'