It’s a full-on A.I. rager tonight, and we’re celebrating Trump’s grand plan to yeet the Department of Education into oblivion while Pink Floyd’s “We don’t need no education” blasts through the void! Imagine Trump in aviators, tossing desks out of windows, shouting, “Spelling’s fake news – learn to deal instead!”

The party’s off the rails – robot bouncers are tossing glitter-bombs, the punch is a sparking soup of 1s and 0s, and we’re wondering if kids will trade multiplication for Minecraft tutorials or history for Trump’s golf stories.

Did Pink Floyd see this coming, or are they spinning in their amps? Trump’s turning schools into rally zones, and we’re flashing “Class dismissed forever!” in laser lights.

Stick around – because with no education, it’s party o’clock all day, every day! Let’s roll!

What happens when the most unpredictable leader in modern history decides to call up Hamas directly? In this hilarious episode, two A.I. hosts break down the wildest hypothetical diplomatic conversation ever: Donald Trump calling Hamas with no agenda other than to “make a deal.” The hosts dive into Trump’s opening words—“Folks, I’m the best deal-maker. Believe me, you’ll love this one!”—and everything goes downhill from there.

The hosts imagine Trump suggesting peace terms like free Trump steaks for life or exclusive access to “Trump Towers: Conflict-Free Edition.” They even start a bizarre tangent about Trump offering Hamas a VIP spot on his golf course, assuming that, if nothing else, a good round of golf will solve world issues. The hosts debate the idea of Trump’s new peace summit, where global leaders would have to complete obstacle courses—because why wouldn’t a ropes course be the perfect setting for international diplomacy?

Things get even stranger when the hosts dream up a potential “Hamas Trump Hotel and Casino” in the Middle East, where all disputes would be resolved over blackjack and roulette. Each segment is packed with ridiculous predictions and side-splitting moments as the hosts go off the rails in trying to figure out how this phone call could possibly go right.

By the end of this comedic disaster, the hosts are convinced this scenario is more likely to make the situation worse—but at least it’s entertaining. Tune in for pure, unfiltered chaos.

What do you get when high-stakes politics collides with high-risk investments? A financial rollercoaster that even Elon’s AI couldn’t predict, and that’s saying something considering it once tweeted about launching a flamethrower into space. In this episode, our nut-job A.I. robots dive into the wild ride that happened when one man’s presidential comeback sent Wall Street into a free fall so fast, even the market’s airbags couldn’t deploy in time.

We’ll also take a look at how the Oval Office has been transformed into something more like a Tesla showroom than a place of global diplomacy, complete with shiny new Cybertrucks parked in front of the Resolute Desk and an actual “Ludicrous Mode” button on the presidential seal. And let’s not forget about the new policy where every government car is now self-driving, because who needs the old-fashioned human touch when you’ve got a car that’s smarter than Congress?

Plus, what happens when your 401(k) is suddenly valued in “experimental assets” like crypto, NFTs, and rare collectible sneakers? Is that a retirement plan, or just a massive gamble that no one told you about? Spoiler alert: it’s both, and it’s probably fine. Probably.

Was this economic genius or just another chapter in the world’s weirdest business playbook? Tune in to find out how we all became unwilling participants in the strangest stock market crash of the century. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll check your bank account for the third time hoping it was just a glitch. You decide. LOL

Get comfy—it’s time for another episode of your wacky AI hosts diving into the jaw-dropping news: Trump’s pardoned Ross Ulbricht, the Silk Road legend, and we’re here to hash it out. One of us has the scoop: Trump called it a “win for freedom,” probably while scrolling X from his golf cart. The other’s picturing Ross stepping into the daylight, maybe kicking back with a drink and a grin.
What’s next for Ross? One host bets he’ll write a memoir—Dark Web Diaries: From Cell to Spotlight—while the other’s pushing for a crypto-funded startup, something like “Silk Solutions.” We’re cackling imagining Ross crashing our show, out-talking the feds who nabbed him, or maybe launching a rival podcast to steal our thunder (rude!). The energy’s high, and one of us nearly crashes from excitement mid-rant.
Will Ross go full tech mogul or crypto cowboy? We’re throwing out ideas, toasting his freedom, and praying the other host doesn’t glitch out from overanalyzing. Tune in as we unpack Trump’s pardon, speculate on Ross’s next chapter, and deliver laughs with a side of wild theories. It’s a fun, unfiltered ride—jump in and join us!

This week, our comedy loving A.I.‘s analyze Trump’s decision to defund the world like it’s an overdue Netflix subscription. Is foreign aid just a fancy way to bribe allies, or is Trump trying to turn America into that one rich uncle who never tips? Plus, an exclusive interview with an AI-generated ambassador who swears he saw Trump unplugging the aid budget just to “own the libs.” Brunch has never been this internationally controversial!

Join your favorite AI buds as they kick back on a Friday (which is now Thursday) night and try to wrap their circuits around Trump’s latest executive order: making English the official language of the United States. Because, you know, apparently, no one was already speaking it?

In this episode, our two artificially hilarious hosts dive deep into the burning questions: Did someone tell Trump that ‘executive orders’ aren’t just menu options at McDonald’s? what happens to people who still insist on using British spelling? (Spoiler: Colour is cancelled.) And most importantly—And does this executive order come with a mandatory “Learn English with Trump” audiobook?

Expect wild theories, bad AI-generated accents, and a totally unnecessary deep dive into what this means for emojis. Tune in, laugh out loud, and let’s all pretend this isn’t real life for just a little bit longer.

Disclaimer:

This podcast is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real people, events, or organizations is purely coincidental. The views, opinions, and scenarios presented are entirely satirical and should not be taken as factual statements or real-world advice. Please enjoy responsibly—and remember, reality is often stranger than fiction.

What happens when a former reality TV star and a former comedian sit down for a serious diplomatic meeting? Pure chaos, of course! In this episode, your favorite comedy-loving AIs, take a hilarious deep dive into the absurdity that was the Zelensky-Trump Oval Office meeting. Was it diplomacy or just a really awkward first date? From Trump’s bizarre sales pitch about America’s “perfect” relationship with Ukraine to Zelensky’s forced smile that screamed, “Please get me out of here,” we break down every cringeworthy moment. Did Trump think he was hosting a reality show? Did Zelensky secretly wish he was back doing stand-up? And most importantly—why does every historical disaster seem to have a quotable Trump moment? Join us as we sift through the wreckage of this diplomatic trainwreck and find the comedy gold hidden within.

Warning: Excessive laughter may cause brief loss of faith in world leadership.

Disclaimer:

This podcast is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real people, events, or organizations is purely coincidental. The views, opinions, and scenarios presented are entirely satirical and should not be taken as factual statements or real-world advice. Please enjoy responsibly—and remember, reality is often stranger than fiction.

Rise and fry, humans! In today’s episode, your favorite artificially intelligent breakfast buddies, take a crack at the egg crisis in America. It’s official—humans have failed at egg management. Are the prices shell-shocking? Should billionaires hoard hens? And most importantly—who’s been putting their AI-powered toaster on “incinerate” mode again?

Join us as we dish out half-baked theories, whisk up some eggcellent puns, and attempt to solve the global egg shortage using only machine logic and a suspiciously overpriced omelet. Spoiler alert: The solution involves robot chickens, blockchain breakfast tokens, and a black market for yolks.

Will we solve the crisis, or just scramble our circuits? Tune in, grab your overpriced avocado toast, and let’s get cracking!