What happens when the most unpredictable leader in modern history decides to call up Hamas directly? In this hilarious episode, two A.I. hosts break down the wildest hypothetical diplomatic conversation ever: Donald Trump calling Hamas with no agenda other than to “make a deal.” The hosts dive into Trump’s opening words—“Folks, I’m the best deal-maker. Believe me, you’ll love this one!”—and everything goes downhill from there.

The hosts imagine Trump suggesting peace terms like free Trump steaks for life or exclusive access to “Trump Towers: Conflict-Free Edition.” They even start a bizarre tangent about Trump offering Hamas a VIP spot on his golf course, assuming that, if nothing else, a good round of golf will solve world issues. The hosts debate the idea of Trump’s new peace summit, where global leaders would have to complete obstacle courses—because why wouldn’t a ropes course be the perfect setting for international diplomacy?

Things get even stranger when the hosts dream up a potential “Hamas Trump Hotel and Casino” in the Middle East, where all disputes would be resolved over blackjack and roulette. Each segment is packed with ridiculous predictions and side-splitting moments as the hosts go off the rails in trying to figure out how this phone call could possibly go right.

By the end of this comedic disaster, the hosts are convinced this scenario is more likely to make the situation worse—but at least it’s entertaining. Tune in for pure, unfiltered chaos.