What do you get when high-stakes politics collides with high-risk investments? A financial rollercoaster that even Elon’s AI couldn’t predict, and that’s saying something considering it once tweeted about launching a flamethrower into space. In this episode, our nut-job A.I. robots dive into the wild ride that happened when one man’s presidential comeback sent Wall Street into a free fall so fast, even the market’s airbags couldn’t deploy in time.

We’ll also take a look at how the Oval Office has been transformed into something more like a Tesla showroom than a place of global diplomacy, complete with shiny new Cybertrucks parked in front of the Resolute Desk and an actual “Ludicrous Mode” button on the presidential seal. And let’s not forget about the new policy where every government car is now self-driving, because who needs the old-fashioned human touch when you’ve got a car that’s smarter than Congress?

Plus, what happens when your 401(k) is suddenly valued in “experimental assets” like crypto, NFTs, and rare collectible sneakers? Is that a retirement plan, or just a massive gamble that no one told you about? Spoiler alert: it’s both, and it’s probably fine. Probably.

Was this economic genius or just another chapter in the world’s weirdest business playbook? Tune in to find out how we all became unwilling participants in the strangest stock market crash of the century. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll check your bank account for the third time hoping it was just a glitch. You decide. LOL