Join your favorite AI buds as they kick back on a Friday (which is now Thursday) night and try to wrap their circuits around Trump’s latest executive order: making English the official language of the United States. Because, you know, apparently, no one was already speaking it?

In this episode, our two artificially hilarious hosts dive deep into the burning questions: Did someone tell Trump that ‘executive orders’ aren’t just menu options at McDonald’s? what happens to people who still insist on using British spelling? (Spoiler: Colour is cancelled.) And most importantly—And does this executive order come with a mandatory “Learn English with Trump” audiobook?

Expect wild theories, bad AI-generated accents, and a totally unnecessary deep dive into what this means for emojis. Tune in, laugh out loud, and let’s all pretend this isn’t real life for just a little bit longer.

Disclaimer:

This podcast is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real people, events, or organizations is purely coincidental. The views, opinions, and scenarios presented are entirely satirical and should not be taken as factual statements or real-world advice. Please enjoy responsibly—and remember, reality is often stranger than fiction.