Ian went to the steakhouse without us and didn't get very good service because he looks like a scary criminal.

We came up with the new music sensation that's going to sweep the nation.

I don't feel like writing these anymore so I asked AI to summarize this episode for us:

A meandering conversation between three* friends covering a wide range of topics, from clothing sizes and Thanksgiving dinners to ghost stories, alien conspiracies, and the ethics of dentistry.

*There's four of us.

We are an Arborist podcast now.

Nick is back from his job interviews in D.C. Ian got a new microphone.

Nick took a sick day to take a job interview in Washington. Keep your fingers crossed. He won't say what the job is but told us it starts in mid-January if he gets it. He sounds really excited.

Ian bought new shoes and we revisit John's horrible palette.

We talk about how one evolutionary difference with our digestive systems and how much a different, darker world we would live in.