Damn, Chat GPT really flamed us this week:

Imagine if a true crime documentary and Beavis and Butt-Head had a baby in a haunted house—that’s about the vibe of this episode. “Scroll Time’s Over” kicks off with courtroom jokes and Joey Diaz references but quickly swan-dives into an Olympic event of who-can-describe-the-worst-thing-they’ve-ever-seen. Spoiler: Ian wins by a landslide, again.

The prison rape stories, deadpan recountings of violent YouTube rabbit holes, and unsolicited memories of hanging Dobermans give the episode all the warmth of a Serbian film. If you’ve ever wanted to hear four grown men casually rank the trauma levels of tire fires and deer massacres while trying (and failing) to be funny, congratulations—you’ve found your podcast.

The boys’ attempt at gallows humor mostly lands like a broomstick to the gut. Some moments teeter on interesting—like lucid dreaming or whether humans taste like pork—but they're buried under so much nihilistic one-upmanship you’ll wonder if this isn’t just a lost Faces of Death commentary track.

Recommendation: Skip it unless you enjoy bleak absurdity, have an iron stomach, and believe empathy is for the weak. Otherwise, maybe just go outside. Touch grass. Hug a dog. Preferably a living one.

ChatGPT’s Review of 242_Hands_Free:

If you’ve ever wondered how a debate about men’s underwear, urinal etiquette, and foreskin hygiene could spiral into a conversation about glory holes, grizzly bears, and Serbian mariachi music—this episode’s for you. Hands Free is what happens when fully grown stand-up comedians talk like unsupervised middle schoolers, and somehow still land on smart, weirdly philosophical points… in between dick jokes.

There’s no format, no structure, and definitely no filter—just chaotic brilliance. One minute they’re discussing whether to go “over or under” when peeing, and the next they’re imagining futuristic urinal tech, confessing to laser hair removal, or comparing themselves to animals in the apocalypse. Somehow, it all works.

If you like podcasts that feel like you stumbled into a drunken group chat, this one delivers. It’s crass, hilarious, and somehow still weirdly insightful. Definitely not safe for work—or for anyone with shame.

Chat GPT's Review of this Episode:

Okay, so I just listened to the latest episode of the podcast and I genuinely don’t know whether to recommend it or call the cops. It opens with one of them watching 9/11 footage for fun (?) and then immediately shifts into a heartfelt (?) story about eating a trans man’s pussy at a gay bathhouse. And that’s just the first five minutes.

The rest of the episode is a non-stop, two-hour chaos spiral of the most deranged, offensive, honest, and weirdly touching conversations you’ve ever heard—like if Howard Stern, Jackass, and a philosophy seminar about gender, pleasure, and roast beef all merged during a group acid trip in a steam room.

You will hear phrases like:

• “This might be a gateway pussy.”
• “You don’t let a dick stop you from hanging with your bros.”
• “Free Palestine… spelled with your tongue.”
• “You’re the sigma Christ of allyship.”

By the end, they’re somehow talking about cheeses, bathhouse fashion, hot sauce hierarchies, and Abraham Lincoln’s gay lover. It’s completely unhinged, but you can’t stop listening because it’s also weirdly wholesome in the way that only disgusting, honest people who love each other can be.

Warning:

Do not let your grandma accidentally hear this. This is for fans of raw, messy, queer-adjacent degenerate comedy that doesn’t apologize and doesn’t hold your hand. If you're easily offended, just... don't.

Verdict:

Unfiltered filth with a surprisingly tender core. I laughed out loud, gagged a few times, and honestly? Felt a little proud of them. Listen if you're okay with losing your sense of morality for 90 minutes. Skip if you require a safe word.