Hawaiian Shirt Packed? Check.
Window-shade airplane drama? Check.
Triple-land-locked Nebraska … and yet we still found pure tropical joy (plus a $100 Johnny Carson basketball challenge).

Why hit “Play” on this one?

🏀 $100 Carson 3-Pointer – Chip drains 3 in a row on Johnny’s boyhood driveway and pockets a crisp hundo.
🚜 $800K Combine Joy-Ride – the boys pilot farm equipment that costs more than a beach house.
🍔 RUNZA Revelation – Nebraska’s “state Hot Pocket” (ground-beef, cabbage & onion pastry) shocks our taste buds.
🍳 Outdoor-Breakfast Hack – why eating toast outside instantly feels like a mini-vacay.
🎩 Disco Magician Cameo – the “Freaks & Geeks” dance-off legend blows our minds with close-up card tricks.
❄️ Swiss Snow-Burial Record – meet the power-lifter who chilled in PACKED snow for 2+ hours (why?!).
🌺 Hawaiian-Shirt Kinship – even in Norfolk, burnt-ones unite; the most “salacious” aloha shirt is revealed.
🦃 162-Day Countdown – Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise shows at Blue Note Waikiki are locked ⏤ grab tickets in bio!

Hit play for Midwest hospitality, sunscreen-scented escapism and enough island energy to melt a Swiss snow-cave.

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00:00 Flight-Wife Window-Shade Showdown
03:45 Social-Score Airlines: Musical-Chairs at 30 000 ft
06:45 Cold-Open: Front-Desk Mirror Prank
07:30 162-Day Countdown → “Thanksgiving in Paradise” + Site Launch
09:30 Johnny Carson’s Hometown: Great American Comedy Fest Recap
12:40 Hawaiian-Shirt Spotting & Meeting Burnt Ones in Nebraska
15:20 RUNZA Taste-Test — Nebraska’s Beef-and-Cabbage Staple
17:55 Outdoor-Breakfast Hack: Instant Vacation Vibes
19:40 $100 Three-Pointer Challenge on Johnny’s Driveway
22:30 Driving an $800 000 Combine (What Could Go Wrong?)
26:00 Backstage Magic & the *Freaks-and-Geeks* Disco Magician
29:20 Swiss Snow-Burial World Record — Too Chill?
33:10 Brainstorm: Easiest World Record to Set in Waikiki
36:00 “Sunscreen Ritual” — Tropical Mind-Vacation in Seconds
48:30 Captain Q-A Marathon: New Record Idea on a Dinner Sail
53:10 Graveyard& Morbid Youtube Rabbit Holes
56:49 Relax-Off on Waikiki Beach — Pre-Show Meetup Plans
58:40 Cliff-hanger: The Shirt That’ll Get You in Trouble on a Cruise + Outro

This week the Burnt Ones fight anxiety with a one-hour “tropical brain-vacation”:

🌺 SPF Slather Ritual – Thomas & Chip literally rub the stress away and invite you to “vacation in your mind” for an hour

🍹 Waikiki Welcome Order – two-fist Mai Tais + a beach-side burger that “puts you in the zone”

🧀 Nacho-Cheese Horror – Chip confesses he’s an anti-cheeser (Unless its Itallian)

🌴 Hawaiian-Shirt Gospel – how one red shirt sparked dozen-stranger compliments, a secret QR-code growth hack … and pure “positive vibes”

📆 167-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise live shows are locking in

🎓 Grad-Face Aloha Shirts – the wild merch idea parents will pay for

👻 Wildwood Haunted-House Trauma – Dracula, a flying retainer & a panic exit

🌬️ Cliff-Top Camping Mystery – “Thomas O’Brien’s Unexplained Files” debut - Ghosts are real?

🌕 Strawberry-Moon Rebrand – Dead-Clown Moon? Wacky-Golf Pants-Down Moon? Chip has… options

🎶 Brian Wilson Moment – tears during God Only Knows, Pet Sounds as secret Bond theme & a nod to the legend after his passing

🎸 Goose @ MSG Hype & Nebraska Comedy Fest – closing on high-note summer plans

Hit play for strawberry-moon laughs, Beach-Boys feels and enough sunscreen-scented escapism to take the edge off 2025.

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🦃🌴 167-Day Countdown: Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise – Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki (tickets in bio)

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00:00:00 Mental-Health Cold Open & SPF Slather Escape
00:01:23 Waikiki Dream Order – Double Mai Tais & Beach Burgers
00:04:05 Cheese Confession & Nacho Nightmare
00:06:30 Hawaiian-Shirt Compliment Streak
00:07:03 167-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise
00:10:32 QR-Code Shirt Street-Team Plan
00:18:41 Grad-Face Aloha Business Pitch
00:34:05 Wildwood Haunted-House Horror Story
00:41:56 Unexplained Oregon Cliff Camping Incident
00:49:37 Strawberry-Moon Alt Names (Dead-Clown Moon?!)
00:58:03 Brian Wilson Tears & Pet Sounds Bond
01:00:11 Tribute + Strawberry-Moon Smoke Walk
01:02:20 Goose MSG Hype & Sign-Off

This week on the Sunburnt roller‑coaster:
⛵ Hall‑of‑Fame Hero: Oliver from Oregon liquidates his 401(k), learns to sail on YouTube, and crosses 2,400 miles of Pacific with only a rescue cat for crew—chip & Thomas induct him (and Phoenix) into the Sunburnt Hall of Fame. @Sailing_With_Phoenix

🚑 Ambulance Rage & 12‑Hour Car Alarm: Chip’s new boiling‑point record.

🍼 Diaper Math vs. the Texas‑Sized Trash Island—and why that still won’t stop the guys from chasing piña‑colada sunsets.

🌅 Sunset Conversation Killers: the absolute worst lines to drop when the sky turns pink (hint: “Here comes the tickle monster”…).

🦈 Ultimate JAWS Watch‑Party Idea—floating tubes, dark water... They're curious.

📈 Channel update: views quadrupled, shirtless thumbnails sell.

🦃🌴 174‑Day Countdown: Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise—two live shows at Blue Note Waikiki, Nov 26. Grab tickets in bio and come spend the holiday on‑island with us!

Hit play for stress‑dream snakes, sunscreen rituals, and enough tropical nonsense to drown out the ambulance sirens.

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00:00:00 Cold‑Open – stress‑dream podcast nightmare
00:00:40 Two‑python nightmare: “walking & crying”
00:01:23 Front‑desk sketch
00:02:02 Texas‑size Trash Island & diaper‑math rant
00:03:28 174‑day countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise
00:04:05 Ambulance rage: “louder & slower” breakfast walk
00:08:35 12‑hour car‑alarm neighbor fiasco
00:10:58 The Slather
00:11:29 Hall‑of‑Fame inductee: Oliver & cat sail 2,400 miles
00:18:56 JAWS floating watch‑party brainstorm
00:23:19 Sunset Conversation Killers – worst lines ever
00:37:21 Desert trip & talking bush story
00:48:05 Teaser: Summer stories next episode
00:49:14 Goose concert plans & Sunburnt summer playlist
00:50:15 “Stay Burnt” sign‑off & ants sketch reprise

🍹 TIKI TEST KITCHEN
Chip & Thomas each invent 5 brand‑new tropical cocktails—from the Bahama Grand Mama (rum + prune juice + cough drops 😳) to the Hawaiian Sucker Punch (a Kool‑Aid/tequila “face splash”). YOU decide whose menu wins—drop your favorite (or your own concoction) in the comments!

🔥 SUN‑SCORCHED PICKLEBALL
Thomas joins the Pickle Boys for a two‑hour rally, forgets SPF, and earns the podcast’s first real‑life lobster neck. Cue Chip’s disbelief, paddle‑price talk, and plans for merch: “#PickleBois.”

⚽ NEIGHBORHOOD HEROICS
Road‑cocktail in hand, Chip hacks a runaway soccer ball back to three kids’ stoop—without spilling a drop. Top‑Dog‑inspired hero ad incoming.

📈 WE QUADRUPLED VIEWS (and Chip’s “tasteful” shirtless posts might be why).

🦃🌴 182 DAYS TO GO
The Thanksgiving‑in‑Paradise countdown is official! Two live Chip Chantry shows at Blue Note Waikiki – Nov 26. Grab tickets (link in bio) and come holiday in Hawaii with the Sunburnt crew.

Hit play for tiki chaos, SPF 100 friendship roasts, and the most laid‑back travel manifesto on the internet.

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00:00:00 Cold Open – Tropical‑Drink Throw‑Down begins (Bahama Grand Mama)
00:04:05 Viral‑surge recap & why Chip went shirtless for views
00:05:10 Pickleball FOMO & Thomas’ first sunburn of the season
00:10:38 Hammy‑yoga, stretch goals & the looming first run
00:12:08 Road‑cocktail heroics: Chip saves the kids’ soccer game
00:18:42 182‑day countdown to “Thanksgiving in Paradise” officially on
00:52:17 Worst cruise Anouncements ever & sign‑off from the guys

The boys are back in SPF‑100 mode and this week’s show is stacked:

🇮🇹 Italian Market Festival day‑drinking Pineapple margaritas, milk‑carton Long Island Iced Teas and the locally infamous Fishtown Iced Tea — all before lunch.

📿 Saint Rocco enters the Sunburnt Hall of Fame (patron saint of plagues, dogs … and Istanbul?)

👙Summer‑goal check‑in: dropping LB's, running tasteful ads and “loose, hairy hammies”.

📆 Chip’s Portland‑Maine & Nebraska tour dates + Thanksgiving‑in‑Paradise countdown (189 days!).

🎤 Sunburnt 2025 playlist launch — surf, Marley, Buffett and more ear‑candy.

🎥 Tim Robinson’s Friendship movie review (with a theater full of lone dudes).

✈️ Top‑6 “Vacation‑Ruin” Airplane Movies — the films guaranteed to tank your tropical mood.

Come for the island dreams, stay for the leathery Magda warnings and baby‑coach hamstring routines.

🎧 New episodes every week

🦃🌴 Tickets for Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise — Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikiki (link in bio)

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00:00  Intro & illegal tapioca (Thomas)
01:00  The Sunscreen Ritual returns
06:45  Italian Market Festival — pineapple margs, milk‑carton Long Islands & Fishtown Iced Tea
14:00  Saint Rocco inducted: plagues, dogs & Istanbul
20:20  Movie night: Tim Robinson’s Friendship review
28:10  Moderation is the new wild (White Claws & baby gyms)
39:15  Power‑move: retaking beginner classes you’ve mastered
44:45  Sunburnt 2025 Playlist drop + playlist gossip
52:00  Arena vs. Opera‑house comedy — lights, troughs & butlers
58:18  Top‑6 Worst Plane Movies for a beach trip (Magda leads off)
1:08:10  Caribbean trash‑film tangent & vacation‑screen tips
1:09:06  Plugs, playlist reminder & “Stay Burnt” sign‑off

Ever fantasize about ditching real life for your own private island? Samesies.
This week we rank the trigger moments that would make us bail for a deserted beach:
Chip’s past as a Christmas stalker (long story)
Speaker‑phone zombies in public 🚫🎶
Arctic windchill warnings ❄️ Health‑insurance “gotchas” 💸

And—we induct a brand‑new legend into the Sunburnt Hall of Fame, debate the comedic merits of coconuts vs. bananas, and dive head first (Like Pete Rose) into the strangest Mother’s Day delivery ever sent. 🤢🌺

Plus:
👽 Chip’s childhood mission to smuggle E.T. home in his backpack
🎬  The boys are hyped for Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd's film “Friendship.”

🦃🌴 And the countdown hits 196 days until Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise — Nov 26 @ Blue Note Waikiki.

Hit play for tropical escape plans, buddy‑comedy roasts, and SPF 100 brain‑vacations. 🎧 New episodes every week 🎟️ Tickets & links in bio!

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What happens when two brand daddies design vacations that should never exist?

They come up with cruises that packs all the punches!!!!
And…
👻 Chip reviews his most unforgettable haunted tours—including the Queen Mary and a pimped‑out hearse run by legend “Spooky Steve.”
🚎 He also defeated a troll while doing stand‑up on a moving trolley.
😱 Thomas wakes up from a nightmare: Chip misses Thanksgiving in Hawaii.
🩲 The Internet wants Chip in his undies (ask him about it at his next show).
🍔 Thomas is, once again, in hot water with a major fast‑food chain.

All while we count down: 203 days to Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise — Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki.

Hit play for tropical chaos, haunted hilarity, and SPF 100 friendship roasts.
🎧 New episodes every week

Could you survive on Snake Island?
Chip & Thomas dive into the real Brazilian snake nightmare… then invent 10 islands so cursed you’d gladly send your dentist there. 🌴🐍

This episode also delivers:
🏝️ Chip & Thomas’ Top-5 Nightmare Islands for each other
🌮 Cancún stories that’ll have you swooning for a sunny vacation
🌈 Thomas’ other worldly vision of “Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise” live in Waikiki
👕 The glory of Big Johnson T-shirts
🍑 A heartfelt TED-talk on the lost art of mooning

If you’re here for tropical humor, a little nostalgia, or just need a hug from someone who truly knows you and loves you—hit play.
🎧 New episodes every week
🦃🌴 LIVE: Thanksgiving in Paradise — Nov 26 @ Blue Note Hawaii (tickets below)
📍 Subscribe and get Sunburnt—where comedy meets SPF 100 beach bliss.

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