Hawaiian Shirt Packed? Check.
Window-shade airplane drama? Check.
Triple-land-locked Nebraska … and yet we still found pure tropical joy (plus a $100 Johnny Carson basketball challenge).

Why hit “Play” on this one?

🏀 $100 Carson 3-Pointer – Chip drains 3 in a row on Johnny’s boyhood driveway and pockets a crisp hundo.
🚜 $800K Combine Joy-Ride – the boys pilot farm equipment that costs more than a beach house.
🍔 RUNZA Revelation – Nebraska’s “state Hot Pocket” (ground-beef, cabbage & onion pastry) shocks our taste buds.
🍳 Outdoor-Breakfast Hack – why eating toast outside instantly feels like a mini-vacay.
🎩 Disco Magician Cameo – the “Freaks & Geeks” dance-off legend blows our minds with close-up card tricks.
❄️ Swiss Snow-Burial Record – meet the power-lifter who chilled in PACKED snow for 2+ hours (why?!).
🌺 Hawaiian-Shirt Kinship – even in Norfolk, burnt-ones unite; the most “salacious” aloha shirt is revealed.
🦃 162-Day Countdown – Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise shows at Blue Note Waikiki are locked ⏤ grab tickets in bio!

Hit play for Midwest hospitality, sunscreen-scented escapism and enough island energy to melt a Swiss snow-cave.

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00:00 Flight-Wife Window-Shade Showdown
03:45 Social-Score Airlines: Musical-Chairs at 30 000 ft
06:45 Cold-Open: Front-Desk Mirror Prank
07:30 162-Day Countdown → “Thanksgiving in Paradise” + Site Launch
09:30 Johnny Carson’s Hometown: Great American Comedy Fest Recap
12:40 Hawaiian-Shirt Spotting & Meeting Burnt Ones in Nebraska
15:20 RUNZA Taste-Test — Nebraska’s Beef-and-Cabbage Staple
17:55 Outdoor-Breakfast Hack: Instant Vacation Vibes
19:40 $100 Three-Pointer Challenge on Johnny’s Driveway
22:30 Driving an $800 000 Combine (What Could Go Wrong?)
26:00 Backstage Magic & the *Freaks-and-Geeks* Disco Magician
29:20 Swiss Snow-Burial World Record — Too Chill?
33:10 Brainstorm: Easiest World Record to Set in Waikiki
36:00 “Sunscreen Ritual” — Tropical Mind-Vacation in Seconds
48:30 Captain Q-A Marathon: New Record Idea on a Dinner Sail
53:10 Graveyard& Morbid Youtube Rabbit Holes
56:49 Relax-Off on Waikiki Beach — Pre-Show Meetup Plans
58:40 Cliff-hanger: The Shirt That’ll Get You in Trouble on a Cruise + Outro