This week the Burnt Ones fight anxiety with a one-hour “tropical brain-vacation”:

🌺 SPF Slather Ritual – Thomas & Chip literally rub the stress away and invite you to “vacation in your mind” for an hour

🍹 Waikiki Welcome Order – two-fist Mai Tais + a beach-side burger that “puts you in the zone”

🧀 Nacho-Cheese Horror – Chip confesses he’s an anti-cheeser (Unless its Itallian)

🌴 Hawaiian-Shirt Gospel – how one red shirt sparked dozen-stranger compliments, a secret QR-code growth hack … and pure “positive vibes”

📆 167-Day Countdown – Thanksgiving-in-Paradise live shows are locking in

🎓 Grad-Face Aloha Shirts – the wild merch idea parents will pay for

👻 Wildwood Haunted-House Trauma – Dracula, a flying retainer & a panic exit

🌬️ Cliff-Top Camping Mystery – “Thomas O’Brien’s Unexplained Files” debut - Ghosts are real?

🌕 Strawberry-Moon Rebrand – Dead-Clown Moon? Wacky-Golf Pants-Down Moon? Chip has… options

🎶 Brian Wilson Moment – tears during God Only Knows, Pet Sounds as secret Bond theme & a nod to the legend after his passing

🎸 Goose @ MSG Hype & Nebraska Comedy Fest – closing on high-note summer plans

Hit play for strawberry-moon laughs, Beach-Boys feels and enough sunscreen-scented escapism to take the edge off 2025.

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🦃🌴 167-Day Countdown: Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise – Nov 26, Blue Note Waikiki (tickets in bio)

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00:00:00 Mental-Health Cold Open & SPF Slather Escape
00:01:23 Waikiki Dream Order – Double Mai Tais & Beach Burgers
00:04:05 Cheese Confession & Nacho Nightmare
00:06:30 Hawaiian-Shirt Compliment Streak
00:07:03 167-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise
00:10:32 QR-Code Shirt Street-Team Plan
00:18:41 Grad-Face Aloha Business Pitch
00:34:05 Wildwood Haunted-House Horror Story
00:41:56 Unexplained Oregon Cliff Camping Incident
00:49:37 Strawberry-Moon Alt Names (Dead-Clown Moon?!)
00:58:03 Brian Wilson Tears & Pet Sounds Bond
01:00:11 Tribute + Strawberry-Moon Smoke Walk
01:02:20 Goose MSG Hype & Sign-Off

This week on the Sunburnt roller‑coaster:
⛵ Hall‑of‑Fame Hero: Oliver from Oregon liquidates his 401(k), learns to sail on YouTube, and crosses 2,400 miles of Pacific with only a rescue cat for crew—chip & Thomas induct him (and Phoenix) into the Sunburnt Hall of Fame. @Sailing_With_Phoenix

🚑 Ambulance Rage & 12‑Hour Car Alarm: Chip’s new boiling‑point record.

🍼 Diaper Math vs. the Texas‑Sized Trash Island—and why that still won’t stop the guys from chasing piña‑colada sunsets.

🌅 Sunset Conversation Killers: the absolute worst lines to drop when the sky turns pink (hint: “Here comes the tickle monster”…).

🦈 Ultimate JAWS Watch‑Party Idea—floating tubes, dark water... They're curious.

📈 Channel update: views quadrupled, shirtless thumbnails sell.

🦃🌴 174‑Day Countdown: Chip Chantry’s Thanksgiving in Paradise—two live shows at Blue Note Waikiki, Nov 26. Grab tickets in bio and come spend the holiday on‑island with us!

Hit play for stress‑dream snakes, sunscreen rituals, and enough tropical nonsense to drown out the ambulance sirens.

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00:00:00 Cold‑Open – stress‑dream podcast nightmare
00:00:40 Two‑python nightmare: “walking & crying”
00:01:23 Front‑desk sketch
00:02:02 Texas‑size Trash Island & diaper‑math rant
00:03:28 174‑day countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise
00:04:05 Ambulance rage: “louder & slower” breakfast walk
00:08:35 12‑hour car‑alarm neighbor fiasco
00:10:58 The Slather
00:11:29 Hall‑of‑Fame inductee: Oliver & cat sail 2,400 miles
00:18:56 JAWS floating watch‑party brainstorm
00:23:19 Sunset Conversation Killers – worst lines ever
00:37:21 Desert trip & talking bush story
00:48:05 Teaser: Summer stories next episode
00:49:14 Goose concert plans & Sunburnt summer playlist
00:50:15 “Stay Burnt” sign‑off & ants sketch reprise

🍹 TIKI TEST KITCHEN
Chip & Thomas each invent 5 brand‑new tropical cocktails—from the Bahama Grand Mama (rum + prune juice + cough drops 😳) to the Hawaiian Sucker Punch (a Kool‑Aid/tequila “face splash”). YOU decide whose menu wins—drop your favorite (or your own concoction) in the comments!

🔥 SUN‑SCORCHED PICKLEBALL
Thomas joins the Pickle Boys for a two‑hour rally, forgets SPF, and earns the podcast’s first real‑life lobster neck. Cue Chip’s disbelief, paddle‑price talk, and plans for merch: “#PickleBois.”

⚽ NEIGHBORHOOD HEROICS
Road‑cocktail in hand, Chip hacks a runaway soccer ball back to three kids’ stoop—without spilling a drop. Top‑Dog‑inspired hero ad incoming.

📈 WE QUADRUPLED VIEWS (and Chip’s “tasteful” shirtless posts might be why).

🦃🌴 182 DAYS TO GO
The Thanksgiving‑in‑Paradise countdown is official! Two live Chip Chantry shows at Blue Note Waikiki – Nov 26. Grab tickets (link in bio) and come holiday in Hawaii with the Sunburnt crew.

Hit play for tiki chaos, SPF 100 friendship roasts, and the most laid‑back travel manifesto on the internet.

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00:00:00 Cold Open – Tropical‑Drink Throw‑Down begins (Bahama Grand Mama)
00:04:05 Viral‑surge recap & why Chip went shirtless for views
00:05:10 Pickleball FOMO & Thomas’ first sunburn of the season
00:10:38 Hammy‑yoga, stretch goals & the looming first run
00:12:08 Road‑cocktail heroics: Chip saves the kids’ soccer game
00:18:42 182‑day countdown to “Thanksgiving in Paradise” officially on
00:52:17 Worst cruise Anouncements ever & sign‑off from the guys