Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest
Episode number 26 of the Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast! Merry Christmas everyone!! This will be our last podcast of 2024. On this episode we discuss Megan Fox's new Netflix movie subservience and how we would like to create our own very good looking AI helper possibly mixing body parts from different famous people. We also discuss why is it that people are so enamored with famous people when it's quite possible that we see just as good if not better looking people walking down the street past us every day could it be a popular? We talk about our favorite Christmas traditions as well as totally overrating around the holidays and hopefully losing some weight soon after. I want to give a shout out to the firefighters both volunteer and paid as you guys run into the danger when everybody else is running away we thank you. Just like every other episode or goal is to make you laugh and we hope we do so once again. We would love to interview some people and we are actively looking for businesses to sponsor the show as we look to grow in 2025. We model ourselves off of Comedy podcast geniuses that we love such as the basement yard, bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger, Andrew Santino, David Spade, Dana Carvey, Bobby Lee Joe Santagato, Frank Alvarez, tom Segura, Jason Bateman, Dax Shepherd, we are made for mature audience and we appreciate each and every subscriber and anybody it takes the time out to give us a shot thank you. We hope to see you next year enjoy the rest of your holiday season tag; TikTok, instagram, Amazon, spotify, Apple, podcast, podcast clips, funny, hilarious, ho, nephew, family, drinking, Michelob ultra, beer, shots, marijuana, High thoughts, fun, christmas, presents, family, kids, Donald Trump,, harris, Joe Biden, election, yankees, Mets, bills, baseball, NFL, MLB, Jake Paul, Mike Tyson , skidi toilet,

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest
Welcome to Episode #27 of the Half Way To Middle Aged Podcast! On this episode we discuss Pornhub's new list of top search keywords for each state in the United States. Which one do you think is the best? Ha ha! Squid game season two is out on Netflix two episodes and so far so good. Happy New Year's everyone it's this time of year where everybody gets there gym memberships back in has completely unrealistic goals for the new year we are no different. We stand with Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds with everything going on after it ends with us movie which we are both fans of.. We also discussed the new Bob Dylan movie starring timothée Chalamet and what we thought of it. As always our goal is to make you laugh and we hope to brighten your day just a little bit 2025 will be all about positivity and hopefully hair growth!. This will be a huge year for both of us as Jay bone Will graduate college and I hope to lose 10 to 15 pounds for the 10th year in a row. Will Saquon Barkley break the single-season rushing record? We later found out after filming he will not! What are the New York Giants thinking?? NFL season wraps up and we have one last regular season bet on the line. The Pittsburgh Steelers versus the Cincinnati Bengals. Get your pics in now.. We just spent the last few days in old Forge New York snowmobiling, drinking, lots of drinking, lots of eating and having a great time. If you've never been you should definitely check it out. We model ourselves off the outstanding and hilarious works of such podcast as the basement yard, whiskey ginger, bad friends, two bears one cave and hopefully 2025 will bring us closer to being as good as these giants the comedy podcast world. Thank you so much I hope everybody had a great holiday season and let's get ready to kick some butt in 2025!!

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest
Welcome to episode number 28 of the Halfway To Middle Aged Podcast. This episode Vernon and his nephew J-Bone discuss feeling great after declaring a dry January and being sober for four days ha ha. Although the Temptations are real Vernon has been able to stay away so far. We make our Super Bowl predictions since all the playoff spots have been decided and our discussed for the Cincinnati Bengals and Joe Burrow not making the playoffs since the Kansas City Chiefs set all their starters and let the Broncos destroy them. We had some technical difficulty we apologize the Internet was off and on. Vernon has gained back an unbelievable amount of weight after stopping at epic unfortunately he will be hitting a personal record and not in a good way shortly if he does not starts to run or go on some crazy diet. J-Bone hangs out with his friends plays some pool and discusses some videos that he saw on adult websites and articles that he read including possibly one of the worst ways a person could pass away. Yes, we really are short we are not pretending. I would love to be 6 foot but that does not seem to be a possibility nor does becoming professional basketball player, living forever, or being a professional figure skater. It is time to give up on this old man's dreams ha ha. As always our goal is to make you laugh and we really hope that we achieve it. We are always looking for ways to improve on the show so if you have any ideas please comment. I can now take negative comments a little bit better so give me a shot ha ha. We would love to interview anybody if anybody would like to come on via zoom anybody has any ideas you don't need to be famous everybody special does. We are an uncle and nephew duo navigating the world through a different lens and different ages where we can normally find common ground by way of laughter.We would love to get to the Heights of some of our favorite podcast comedic geniuses such as the basement yard, whiskey ginger, bad friends, two bears one cave, SmartLess. We are huge fans and admirers. We hope everybody had a great and healthy and happy New Year's and let's make 2025 the best yet thank you to everybody that is taking the time to support the show if you haven't yet please turn on your notifications and hit the subscribe button. #thebasementyard #whiskeyginger #podcast #funny #uncle #nephew

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest
Thanks for checking out episode #29 of the Half Way To Middle Aged Podcast! We will be doing a $50 Amazon gift card giveaway all you have to do to enter Will be to find the short video and tell us your favorite baseball team as we are super excited for spring training spring weather and baseball. We do our best in impersonations of the great the basement yard podcast. I'm sure we are not doing them justice at all as they are hysterical and we are such huge fans. Vernon tell tails from the sauna at his gym until one man says that he will pee in a bucket in his bed rather than walk 6 feet to the toilet which we both find very disgusting. Also, he gets very scared and weirded out when somebody starts to pray out loud in public places it makes him think they know something that he does not know. Also public service announcement please wear deodorant if you're going to go to the gym because nobody wants to smell you. Speaking of the gym I should be losing weight but in fact I'm gaining it at pace. I don't know if it's the age or the fact that I'm not drinking this month that I'm eating more but somethings gotta give. It may be January but it's also waking January at the Benedetto house. Condolences to Sam Darnold and the Minnesota Vikings that you can win that game there's always next year. I doubt Sam Darnold will be the Vikings quarterback next year. But it was some comeback season so congrats to him. Jason is going back to college so we will start his final year of college and zoom for episode number 30 which is why we're doing a giveaway it's a nice round number we are super excited that we are 30 episodes deep. Thank you to all of our fans and everybody keeps coming back to check us out for more. We hope that we can make you laugh and make your day just a little bit better. We would love to interview some people and have ideas had a better show as we know they could certainly use improvements. Just as we're starting to get some traction on TikTok we are afraid that it will be banned in the United States go figure. We are also on Instagram, facebook, Amazon music, Apple Music, Spotify, and anywhere else that you could find your podcast. I personally love the basement yard, bad friends, Andrew Santino, whiskey ginger, two bears one cave, SmartLess, fly on the wall, podcast and these are the ones that we model ourselves after. Podcast started when we decided that the conversations between an older middle-aged uncle and a college aged nephew were pretty funny. It is difficult to grow old but hell I'm not ready to yet Bring on the flap rim hats, shotgun beers, air Jordan force, and even though I'm 46 I'm gonna act like I'm 26 ha ha we hope that you enjoy the content we will be bringing more items that we enjoy using including a bunch of anti-aging creams and and stuff that I use to keep the gray away and I would love other peoples opinions and ideas of what they use for their anti-aging process. And if you've just accepted the fact that we are older and you don't care I'd like to hear that too cause I sure wish I felt that way some days. Keeping up with the Joneses in the young end of the world is pretty difficult. Thanks again for joining us we hope you enjoy this episode and please hit that subscribe button if you have not yet turn on notifications as we will be starting to do more giveaways and now that the New Year's here and please reach out with any comments questions that you may have and

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sex 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sex 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest as this is episode 18. On this episode number 18 of the halfway to middle aged podcast the boys as usual discuss everything going on in their lives for the past weeks. They talk about their favorite candy when they were kids and how they are going to buy each other embarrassing Halloween costumes and make them go to a strangers house and trick-or-treat lol. This is a zoom call from New Paltz NY to J- bone at the University of Albany. we also give our amatuer movie review of the new Movie the Apprentice about @donaldtrump. Please check out our giveaway video as we are going to giveaway to $100 Amazon gift cards. Please watch the video to learn how to enter. We put our new podcast up every Tuesday please turn on your notifications so you know when the episodes are alive and for important giveaway details. We are now on @Apple, @Spotify, @Amazon podcast @podcast addict, @pod chaser @deezer @Player FM @Buzzsprout We would like to thank everybody for checking us out and listening we hope at the very least we could make you laugh for just a few minutes a day. @michelobultra @Coca-Cola @halfwayto @HalfwayToMiddleAged #donaldtrump movie We model ourselves after after some of our favorite podcast and hosts @BadFriends @TheBasementYard @AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger And many more hilarious and unbelievably talented comedic podcasts podcasters

The ‪@HalfwayToMiddleAged‬ podcast boys J-Bone and Vernon are back at it for episode 15! On this episode they discuss the regions with the biggest penis's, play would you rather and do a private part countdown and fantasy draft! They also discuss their weeks as usual and all the funny things that have happened. They follow the lead of some of their favorites @thebasementyard @badfriends- Please check our videos and like and subscribe! Also, if you would please turn on notifications for all videos and giveaways!! Thanks as always!

Thanks again for tuning into yet another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast! We are thrilled for each and every subscriber that we have picked up and really appreciate each and everyone of you! On this week we zoom from the university of Albany and New Paltz New York. Halfwaytomiddleaged is about a usually inappropriate middle aged uncle dying to stay young and relevant discussing life and weekly events with his much younger 21 year-old nephew. Our goal each week is to make you laugh and we are always open to new ideas on how to do so. The age gap has led to many funny conversations about technology, gaining weight, over drinking, getting old and plans for the future. We try our best to model our show off of some of our favorites like the basement yard podcast, bad friends whiskey ginger podcast. We really hope that you enjoy this episode and please check us out on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and Apple. As always please like comment subscribe and turn on your notifications so that you will know when our new videos are live as well as giveaways that we do quite often. #Youtube #UncleNephew #Podcast #Reddit #GoogleUs

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