Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest
Episode number 26 of the Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast! Merry Christmas everyone!! This will be our last podcast of 2024. On this episode we discuss Megan Fox's new Netflix movie subservience and how we would like to create our own very good looking AI helper possibly mixing body parts from different famous people. We also discuss why is it that people are so enamored with famous people when it's quite possible that we see just as good if not better looking people walking down the street past us every day could it be a popular? We talk about our favorite Christmas traditions as well as totally overrating around the holidays and hopefully losing some weight soon after. I want to give a shout out to the firefighters both volunteer and paid as you guys run into the danger when everybody else is running away we thank you. Just like every other episode or goal is to make you laugh and we hope we do so once again. We would love to interview some people and we are actively looking for businesses to sponsor the show as we look to grow in 2025. We model ourselves off of Comedy podcast geniuses that we love such as the basement yard, bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger, Andrew Santino, David Spade, Dana Carvey, Bobby Lee Joe Santagato, Frank Alvarez, tom Segura, Jason Bateman, Dax Shepherd, we are made for mature audience and we appreciate each and every subscriber and anybody it takes the time out to give us a shot thank you. We hope to see you next year enjoy the rest of your holiday season tag; TikTok, instagram, Amazon, spotify, Apple, podcast, podcast clips, funny, hilarious, ho, nephew, family, drinking, Michelob ultra, beer, shots, marijuana, High thoughts, fun, christmas, presents, family, kids, Donald Trump,, harris, Joe Biden, election, yankees, Mets, bills, baseball, NFL, MLB, Jake Paul, Mike Tyson , skidi toilet,

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest
Welcome to Episode #27 of the Half Way To Middle Aged Podcast! On this episode we discuss Pornhub's new list of top search keywords for each state in the United States. Which one do you think is the best? Ha ha! Squid game season two is out on Netflix two episodes and so far so good. Happy New Year's everyone it's this time of year where everybody gets there gym memberships back in has completely unrealistic goals for the new year we are no different. We stand with Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds with everything going on after it ends with us movie which we are both fans of.. We also discussed the new Bob Dylan movie starring timothée Chalamet and what we thought of it. As always our goal is to make you laugh and we hope to brighten your day just a little bit 2025 will be all about positivity and hopefully hair growth!. This will be a huge year for both of us as Jay bone Will graduate college and I hope to lose 10 to 15 pounds for the 10th year in a row. Will Saquon Barkley break the single-season rushing record? We later found out after filming he will not! What are the New York Giants thinking?? NFL season wraps up and we have one last regular season bet on the line. The Pittsburgh Steelers versus the Cincinnati Bengals. Get your pics in now.. We just spent the last few days in old Forge New York snowmobiling, drinking, lots of drinking, lots of eating and having a great time. If you've never been you should definitely check it out. We model ourselves off the outstanding and hilarious works of such podcast as the basement yard, whiskey ginger, bad friends, two bears one cave and hopefully 2025 will bring us closer to being as good as these giants the comedy podcast world. Thank you so much I hope everybody had a great holiday season and let's get ready to kick some butt in 2025!!

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Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest
Welcome to episode number 28 of the Halfway To Middle Aged Podcast. This episode Vernon and his nephew J-Bone discuss feeling great after declaring a dry January and being sober for four days ha ha. Although the Temptations are real Vernon has been able to stay away so far. We make our Super Bowl predictions since all the playoff spots have been decided and our discussed for the Cincinnati Bengals and Joe Burrow not making the playoffs since the Kansas City Chiefs set all their starters and let the Broncos destroy them. We had some technical difficulty we apologize the Internet was off and on. Vernon has gained back an unbelievable amount of weight after stopping at epic unfortunately he will be hitting a personal record and not in a good way shortly if he does not starts to run or go on some crazy diet. J-Bone hangs out with his friends plays some pool and discusses some videos that he saw on adult websites and articles that he read including possibly one of the worst ways a person could pass away. Yes, we really are short we are not pretending. I would love to be 6 foot but that does not seem to be a possibility nor does becoming professional basketball player, living forever, or being a professional figure skater. It is time to give up on this old man's dreams ha ha. As always our goal is to make you laugh and we really hope that we achieve it. We are always looking for ways to improve on the show so if you have any ideas please comment. I can now take negative comments a little bit better so give me a shot ha ha. We would love to interview anybody if anybody would like to come on via zoom anybody has any ideas you don't need to be famous everybody special does. We are an uncle and nephew duo navigating the world through a different lens and different ages where we can normally find common ground by way of laughter.We would love to get to the Heights of some of our favorite podcast comedic geniuses such as the basement yard, whiskey ginger, bad friends, two bears one cave, SmartLess. We are huge fans and admirers. We hope everybody had a great and healthy and happy New Year's and let's make 2025 the best yet thank you to everybody that is taking the time to support the show if you haven't yet please turn on your notifications and hit the subscribe button. #thebasementyard #whiskeyginger #podcast #funny #uncle #nephew

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