Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope you enjoy this episode and ask that you check out all of the rest
Thanks for checking out episode #29 of the Half Way To Middle Aged Podcast! We will be doing a $50 Amazon gift card giveaway all you have to do to enter Will be to find the short video and tell us your favorite baseball team as we are super excited for spring training spring weather and baseball. We do our best in impersonations of the great the basement yard podcast. I'm sure we are not doing them justice at all as they are hysterical and we are such huge fans. Vernon tell tails from the sauna at his gym until one man says that he will pee in a bucket in his bed rather than walk 6 feet to the toilet which we both find very disgusting. Also, he gets very scared and weirded out when somebody starts to pray out loud in public places it makes him think they know something that he does not know. Also public service announcement please wear deodorant if you're going to go to the gym because nobody wants to smell you. Speaking of the gym I should be losing weight but in fact I'm gaining it at pace. I don't know if it's the age or the fact that I'm not drinking this month that I'm eating more but somethings gotta give. It may be January but it's also waking January at the Benedetto house. Condolences to Sam Darnold and the Minnesota Vikings that you can win that game there's always next year. I doubt Sam Darnold will be the Vikings quarterback next year. But it was some comeback season so congrats to him. Jason is going back to college so we will start his final year of college and zoom for episode number 30 which is why we're doing a giveaway it's a nice round number we are super excited that we are 30 episodes deep. Thank you to all of our fans and everybody keeps coming back to check us out for more. We hope that we can make you laugh and make your day just a little bit better. We would love to interview some people and have ideas had a better show as we know they could certainly use improvements. Just as we're starting to get some traction on TikTok we are afraid that it will be banned in the United States go figure. We are also on Instagram, facebook, Amazon music, Apple Music, Spotify, and anywhere else that you could find your podcast. I personally love the basement yard, bad friends, Andrew Santino, whiskey ginger, two bears one cave, SmartLess, fly on the wall, podcast and these are the ones that we model ourselves after. Podcast started when we decided that the conversations between an older middle-aged uncle and a college aged nephew were pretty funny. It is difficult to grow old but hell I'm not ready to yet Bring on the flap rim hats, shotgun beers, air Jordan force, and even though I'm 46 I'm gonna act like I'm 26 ha ha we hope that you enjoy the content we will be bringing more items that we enjoy using including a bunch of anti-aging creams and and stuff that I use to keep the gray away and I would love other peoples opinions and ideas of what they use for their anti-aging process. And if you've just accepted the fact that we are older and you don't care I'd like to hear that too cause I sure wish I felt that way some days. Keeping up with the Joneses in the young end of the world is pretty difficult. Thanks again for joining us we hope you enjoy this episode and please hit that subscribe button if you have not yet turn on notifications as we will be starting to do more giveaways and now that the New Year's here and please reach out with any comments questions that you may have and

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