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BOMT (The Battery-Operated magic Toupee) wholeheartedly daytripped through the most sincere apology for a planet in the multiverse: planet Grovel. As it passed through the unfeigned, thick, clouds of smoke blowing up the arses of its inhabitants, BOMT apologised so sincerely that it’s metallic nose turned brown. BOMT humbly apologised without reserve for whatever anyone thought it should be ashamed of and grovelled for forgiveness for anything it could possibly be forgiven for in the entire multiverse.

And as you are about to play this latest episode of The Battery-Operated Magic-Toupee: The Podcast, the producers humbly apologise for all the offense that the comedy may cause and all of the food that is about to be violently undigested.

We first offer advise for anyone who has been blinded in a hot waxing incident caused by a beautician waxing your private with uncontrollable breezy flatulence.

Next, we visit the Woke Entertainment Network for another edition of Me And My Pronoun where we meet Sherman Ledbecker, who chooses not to identify as man or woman but identifies as God. We answer the question: Which restroom should God use?

From woke to cancel – we go to Hate Talk radio as Hate Talk’s usual shit-stirring king of insult shock jock Brian Hate is replaced this week by an out of his depth Matt Monroe from the Transformation and Empowerment With Matt Show.

Hitler Unknow covers Hitler’s song and dance years as young Hitler tries and fails as a cabaret entertainer, including his stint as tubist in the garage polka band The Schweinhund Four.

Instagram sensation The Prat Prankster is back pulling a ‘hum-dinger’ of a prank. He discovers that swat teams have no sense of humour as he suffers the consequences of his gag, prank bank robbery.

And finally – discover great lost accounts of biblical history as we translate The recently discovered “Glickman Texts” and discover Noah’s real, unnatural, affinity for animals on his floating nookie- shack ark.

Welcome/ warning intro

Theme music montage

Hot Wax Accident - coming attraction

The Woke Entertainment network – God Pronoun

Hate Talk Radio – Matt Monroe stand-in

Hitler unknown Pt 3 – The Song And Dance years

(PODCAST PROMO)

The Prat Prankster: Bank Robbery Prank

The LOST Glickman Texts: Noah’s Ark

Closing Credits