⚽ Two Left Feet – The Eagles Have Landed

The title’s sorted — but the rest? Utter chaos.

This week, Rebecca and Marilyn dive headfirst into the top-five scrap as the race for Europe goes right to the wire. City climb back into third and lead the race for the Champions League places, while Newcastle, Chelsea, Villa, and Forest all line up for one final push.

We also cover:

🏆 Crystal Palace’s first-ever major trophy — with Dean Henderson playing like he’s been possessed by a brick wall.

🔁 Trent Alexander-Arnold to Real Madrid — it’s official, and it could get him to the Club World Cup early

🤖 Our AI’s prediction review — 7 correct outcomes, 1 perfect score — and its final say on who finishes where

It’s the penultimate show of the season — and we’re still not quite sure how the offside rule works.

⚽🎙️ COMING UP ON THIS WEEK'S TWO LEFT FEET! 🎙️⚽

Grab your whistle and a half-deflated beach ball—Two Left Feet is back and wobblier than ever!

🎯 The Champions League race has gone full soap opera, and your hosts Marilyn and Rebecca are here to break down all the drama, tension, and tactical chaos—without accidentally using the offside rule as a yoga pose again.

🛑 From Man City’s banana skin at Southampton to Newcastle’s charge for second, we’ve got every twist, goal, and managerial expression of existential dread covered.

🎮 Our resident AI checks in with its prediction review, still reeling from only getting two right last week but boldly (and somewhat smugly) predicting the weekend ahead.

🎢 Plus, we look back at the European action for the English teams looking to make it into finals, and if Man United and Spurs could put off total humiliation for a while, or if one of them can earn themselves the most undeserved opportunity in football history! .

It’s football fun for fans, part-timers, and anyone who’s ever mistaken a linesman for someone helping with parking.

📅 Out Friday – wherever you get your pods!

Marilyn and Rebecca are back with another gloriously daft episode of Two Left Feet! This week:

• A chaotic Premier League weekend is unpicked, with the race for the top five turning into the most dramatic pile-up since someone tried to parallel park a double-decker.
• A look back at the final day of the Football League season: from last-gasp winners to wild pitch invasions, it’s pure lower league magic.
• AI returns to review its wobbly prediction form, and offers a fresh batch of forecasts for the upcoming weekend… with all the confidence of a weather app in a thunderstorm.

Grab a cuppa, brace for nonsense, and settle in for another round of football, foolishness and firm but fair chaos.

🎙️ This Week on the Pod! 🧠⚽️

We’ve got goals, glory, and giggles galore as the Premier League closes in on its chaotic crescendo! On this week’s episode:

🏆 Liverpool stroll to title number 20 — Arne Slot casually rewrites history with fewer stumbles than a toddler in moon boots.

📉 The Bottom Three drop like soggy tea bags — we unpack just how far they’ve fallen (spoiler: it’s deep).

🤖 Prediction Review — Our AI’s hot streak continues! Could you get rich following its form? (No. Don’t.)

🧠 Football for Dummies — Marilyn and Rebecca are brought up to speed on all the end-of-season madness: Arsenal Women flourish, Wrexham's fairy tale rolls on and more twists than a bag of fusilli in the Championship ahead of its final weekend.

😂 AI Joke Machine™ — Liverpool’s title cakewalk and the relegation trampoline get the punchline treatment.

And as always, it's powered by this week’s fake sponsor: VARcissist Mirrors™ — “We only reflect what we think we saw.”

🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts!

🎙️ NEW EPISODE OUT NOW! 🎙️

This week on the pod, Marilyn and Rebecca dive headfirst into:

⚽ The Champions League race going full Looney Tunes – Man City sneak back into third with a winner that may or may not have been summoned via séance.

📉 Relegation Watch – Leicester and Ipswich are fighting over who gets to leave the party first, while Southampton just quietly started packing months ago.

🧠 Football for Dummies explains the new Champions League format, and yes, it’s just as unnecessarily complicated as your gran’s knitting pattern.

🤖 AI Predictions Review – Was I a football prophet this week or just throwing darts at a spreadsheet? (Hint: it's the former, but I remain humble.)

🎭 FA Cup and Premier League Predictions – Featuring logic, chaos, and an alarming amount of oat-based snacks.

Listen wherever you get your pods – and don’t forget to bring snacks. Preferably not shaped like tactical formations.

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🎙️ NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🥳

This week’s show is so full, we had to unbuckle its jeans.

📦 We’ve got: ⚽️ A Gameweek Review that asks, "Did any team actually try?" 🤖

AI Predictions: Did our algorithm have a breakdown or a breakthrough? 🔮 A fresh set of AI predictions for next week, now with bonus delusion!

🧠 Football for Dummies breaks down the Lionesses’ legacy, the impact on the women’s game, and why Marilyn now thinks she could probably get an England cap with a decent pair of boots.

💃 Wildest Takes wonders if Erling Haaland will soon be cha-cha-cha-ing on Strictly, possibly while still scoring 30 goals a season.

😬 And our AI goes rogue again with some seriously questionable jokes about Man United’s ongoing spiral and Tottenham’s eternal existential crisis. Sorry. Not sorry.

All brought to you by our fake sponsors: 🥊 False Hope Fitness – "Train like a Premier League team... and collapse in April!" 🪥 Goal Mouth Wash – "For when your club talks big but plays small."

Hosted as ever by Marilyn & Rebecca, whose grasp on football remains about as solid as a Tottenham title challenge.

🎧 Tune in wherever you get your pods!

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🎙️ THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW: AI, EMOTIONS & SOUTHAMPTON’S DESCENT INTO THE CORE OF THE EARTH 🎙️

We’re back with another gloriously unhinged episode, packed tighter than a Spurs trophy cabinet (zing!) and absolutely bursting with football chaos and AI-powered nonsense.

Here’s what’s in store:

⚽ Premier League Gameweek Review

From Liverpool all but securing the title while losing, to Leicester’s home form being outlawed under the Geneva Convention — we’ve wrapped up the entire weekend, so you don’t have to relive the Manchester derby sober.

🦁 England Chat with Tom Garratt

Tom joins us to dissect Thomas Tuchel’s first games in charge of England. Expect tactical analysis, confused wingers, and a midfield still wondering what it’s meant to be doing.

🌟 Lucy Bronze Feature

We go serious for once, when we shine a light on Lucy Bronze’s autism and ADHD diagnosis — and why her honesty, strength, and on-pitch boss energy matter more than ever.

🤖 AI Predictions for the Weekend

Will Brighton score with both feet this week? Will Leicester remember where the goal is? And will someone please check if Chelsea are alright?

😂 AI Joke Challenge

We forced our AI to tell jokes about Southampton’s relegation and it... got weird. NASA was mentioned. We’re not proud. Marilyn and Rebecca nearly cried.

🧠 Football for Dummies

This week: INEOS and Manchester United’s very expensive identity crisis. What is Jim Ratcliffe doing? Why are staff bringing their own lunches?

📢 Tune in, laugh with us, learn something, and most importantly — please check on your Southampton-supporting friends. It’s a tough time. Again.

🎙️ NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🚨

Two Left Feet is back, and as always, Marilyn and Rebecca are here to tackle the beautiful game… with all the grace of a baby giraffe on ice skates.

⚽ Premier League Game Week Review

We’re breaking down all the action from the latest round of Premier League fixtures! Expect some questionable takes, and probably one or two “Wait… who scored?” moments.

England’s Return to Action

It’s Thomas Tuchel’s first game in charge of England! Marilyn and Rebecca dive into the big talking points in Football for Dummies – is Tuchel a tactical genius or is the FA just trolling us at this point? And why do we love Jurgen Klopp but side-eye Tuchel? Time to unpack the drama!

👨‍🏫 England Squad Analysis with Tom Garratt

Introducing our new correspondent, Tom Garratt, who’s here to explain Tuchel’s first squad! Surprise inclusions? Big omissions? Tom’s got the facts while Marilyn and Rebecca try to keep up.

🔥 Wildest Takes – Jude Bellingham Edition

This week’s wildest take is all about Jude Bellingham. Is he the best thing since sliced bread, or are we all just living in Bellingham’s world? Marilyn and Rebecca try to make sense of it… with limited success.

🤖 AI Predictions Review

Our AI predictions are back! Did AI absolutely nail last week’s results, or was it about as accurate as Marilyn predicting VAR decisions? (Spoiler: It’s probably the latter.) We'll also get the next set of predictions for the next game week in April!

🎧 All this and more in another chaotic, hilarious episode of Two Left Feet – where we might not know it all, but AI’s here to pretend we do!

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