⚽🎙️ COMING UP ON THIS WEEK'S TWO LEFT FEET! 🎙️⚽

Grab your whistle and a half-deflated beach ball—Two Left Feet is back and wobblier than ever!

🎯 The Champions League race has gone full soap opera, and your hosts Marilyn and Rebecca are here to break down all the drama, tension, and tactical chaos—without accidentally using the offside rule as a yoga pose again.

🛑 From Man City’s banana skin at Southampton to Newcastle’s charge for second, we’ve got every twist, goal, and managerial expression of existential dread covered.

🎮 Our resident AI checks in with its prediction review, still reeling from only getting two right last week but boldly (and somewhat smugly) predicting the weekend ahead.

🎢 Plus, we look back at the European action for the English teams looking to make it into finals, and if Man United and Spurs could put off total humiliation for a while, or if one of them can earn themselves the most undeserved opportunity in football history! .

It’s football fun for fans, part-timers, and anyone who’s ever mistaken a linesman for someone helping with parking.

📅 Out Friday – wherever you get your pods!

Marilyn and Rebecca are back with another gloriously daft episode of Two Left Feet! This week:

• A chaotic Premier League weekend is unpicked, with the race for the top five turning into the most dramatic pile-up since someone tried to parallel park a double-decker.
• A look back at the final day of the Football League season: from last-gasp winners to wild pitch invasions, it’s pure lower league magic.
• AI returns to review its wobbly prediction form, and offers a fresh batch of forecasts for the upcoming weekend… with all the confidence of a weather app in a thunderstorm.

Grab a cuppa, brace for nonsense, and settle in for another round of football, foolishness and firm but fair chaos.

🎙️ This Week on the Pod! 🧠⚽️

We’ve got goals, glory, and giggles galore as the Premier League closes in on its chaotic crescendo! On this week’s episode:

🏆 Liverpool stroll to title number 20 — Arne Slot casually rewrites history with fewer stumbles than a toddler in moon boots.

📉 The Bottom Three drop like soggy tea bags — we unpack just how far they’ve fallen (spoiler: it’s deep).

🤖 Prediction Review — Our AI’s hot streak continues! Could you get rich following its form? (No. Don’t.)

🧠 Football for Dummies — Marilyn and Rebecca are brought up to speed on all the end-of-season madness: Arsenal Women flourish, Wrexham's fairy tale rolls on and more twists than a bag of fusilli in the Championship ahead of its final weekend.

😂 AI Joke Machine™ — Liverpool’s title cakewalk and the relegation trampoline get the punchline treatment.

And as always, it's powered by this week’s fake sponsor: VARcissist Mirrors™ — “We only reflect what we think we saw.”

🎧 Listen wherever you get your podcasts!