Say hello to Zohan the Conqueror, the latest fanboy of the lunatic fringe, now running for mayor of New York City. It’s obvious, Zohan only has a beatnik-level view of what makes the world work, but he’s still planning to run this con on YOU and the coalition of the unhappy next election day. He’s the shiny new locomotive pulling the Hate America First Train into Bankruptcy Station. Zohan the Conqueror (as his mamma calls him) is on board for anyone who’s lost their appetite for work. “Chicks dig me because I burn tires,” said the Zohan. And in a Mandami state-run grocery store, cotton candy is produce! It's a miracle. He's like artificial sweetener, the more you read what’s in it, the less of it you want. Somebody pump the breaks on this mess before New York boils over for good. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

Any minute now a judge will try to make Trump go get back all the bunker busters he loaded on the plane to Iran, then bring them home and put them right back in the garage where he found ‘em. That’s because Orange man didn’t ask permission first. He didn’t call Sandy Cortez or that really smart one, Ms. Crockett to see if it was OK! Think of it like a Hollywood stop where you just slow roll on by in your B2. Judge will tell Trump to just fly all that stuff home and don’t be doing this again without asking the girls first. Orange says, “talk to the tail ladies – the whiskers ain’t listening.” Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

There’s a prize waiting for anyone who can finish their Bunker Buster with Cheese and keep it down for 8 seconds - just like the rodeo. The Bunker Buster comes tail up to go down easy at forty-five degrees. And when it hits bottom you'll know it, so have s quick exit planned if things get messy. Wait, what’s that? The Bunker Buster comes with an automatic second helping, built right in. Now what can you do to get ready for your next Bunker Buster? First, get out of the way! Call in sick. Take some ME time. Remember the Bunker Buster feeds everybody in the room all at once - no separate checks. We know that OZZY is the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla, and he is selling his DNA for $4.50 a can. Being liquified is big business! Just sayin'. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands