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Jason, Jim, and Joseph confess about their favorite movies with religious themes.

This podcast episode has been rated "O" for being morally offensive by the Catholic Diocese.

• Old men complaining about lawns.
• Jason does a VERY disturbing impression of Sylvester Stallone as Axel Foley.
• Joseph admits to seeing every movie banned by the Catholic church.
• The miracle of the parting of seas was outdone by the spectacle of Jaws.
• Coach Martin couldn't cover up the boobs in English class.
• More James Mason impressions, please.
• Pope Voldemort I?
• "Hey Jesus. Who loves you, baby?"
• Why has the world not heard Bruce Springsteen's amazing version of Raspberry Beret?
• Why do bad remakes involve the star playing dual roles?

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This episode does not recognize Mother's Day for women who are not their mother.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph share stories of their best concert experiences.

Cecile Kovacik, Jim's mom, is one of the best people to go to a concert with.

Chicago was the first band to start fat-shaming its members.

Texas Jamm!!!! Need we say more?

You know you're getting old when you spot walking canes at the concert.

Joseph is a true fan of lesbian rock.

Nothing like 50-Somethings rock out like it's 1985 again.

Jim writes a "Dear Penthouse" letter about his first Billy Joel concert.

What concert did Jim see that made David Bowie blue?

Who in the hell is the "Kiss Guy"?
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This episode is running hands free.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit.

Murky flush.

"Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again.

Jason is unrestrained with the puns.

I am a white man with hair in America. I can do anything.

Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity".

Jason admits to being a real life "Hop On" the Bluth's stair car.

One name... Gilligan. Need Jim say anymore?

Lovey Howell, the sexiest Honeybee.

How long does it take Joseph to binge a seven-season series? Hint: It is a ridiculously short amount of time.

Which one of Jim's favorite shows is frequently played in the background during the recording of CCR shows.

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This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar).

We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs!

Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked.

Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice.

I don't think Disney understands the term "live action.”

Jason gets confused and nearly tells the filthiest joke ever made.

You're messing with my dog hair!

Jim coins a new term for grandchildren: Second Generation (because he is too young to be a grandpa).

What terrible movie did Jason end up buying for 60 bucks because he lost the DVD from Blockbusters?

Who can forget Kimbra the White Lion?

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This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies.

The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies.

Joseph selects two films with identical premises that go in two very different directions.

The guys lament on how they used to think 44 was really old.

The Donger need food... and other offensive references makes it in the list.

Nothing like celebrating Jesus' birthday with a "magic show" at zero nine-thirty.

You're CRAAAAZZZZZY MAAAAAN!

Andy is freakin' 36 years old. Let that sink in for a bit.

Which actor is disliked by PETA for picking on little ponies?

Did everyone get to see the cake, before we divide of this island country?

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This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.

• Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.
• Bad AI! Bad AI!
• Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.
• Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.
• Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).
• She can take a punch. She just can't take a stool.
• She's so tough she can beat you with one hand. Mostly because she only has one hand.
• Mr. F!!!
• Rogue One: you can't remember anything about it, but it was great.
• Apologies to Milla Javovich or however you say her name.
• Kill Bill really missed a great opportunity of not including Raymond Burr.
• Jim dumps on San Antonio.
• Which is the worst episode of The Office according to Jim?
• How did Alien 3 ruin Aliens in just the opening scene?

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This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them.

• May your first child be a masculine child.
• Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite.
• Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor.
• Alcoholism is just not as funny as it was in the 80s.
• Slappin' da bass!
• Who learned how to be a responsible pet owner from Jason Segel?
• What's a wedding without an awkward, drunken toast?

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This episode gets a little verklempt.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes.

Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress.

Talk amongst yourselves.

Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt.

Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals.

Jason boldly accuses Spielberg of being a hack.

It's a stupid cartoon, but it chokes Joseph up every time.

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Dogs proves to be the emotional Achilles heel to guys watching movies.

Which femme fatal was wrongfully omitted from the femme fatal episode?

What movie does the Meeker household find entertainment in watching Jason cry?