Are you ever going to text me?

Yes, it’s funny and entertaining, but you don’t want to listen to this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the best drug influence scenes in movies.

Shame on you Mr. Stiller!

Joseph becomes the one-legged critic.

Gimme drugs! Gimme drugs!

People don’t like it when you sneeze on their cocaine.

Jason learns the different packaging between heroin and cocaine.

Jim performs his new impression of the transitional, Hispanic Pacino.

No beta or blue blockers were used during the recording of this episode.

What condition WAS my condition in?

What song is playing when the Dude loses his roach?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries.

I'm going to break your back, Batman.

Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film.

He's the Taj Murray of the movie.

Frank and beans!

Why is the Darth Vader's actual line to Luke far worse than the what fans mistakenly think it is?

Is mowing with Crocs more dangerous than mowing at night?

Are you ever going to text me?

No one is blaming Rio in this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph choose the favorite beach movies.

The bots are NOT about cruises.

Beach-offs and dongs.

Jason is forced again to mention the Brooke Shields' movie.

Jim tries to force everyone to drink Buzz Cola.

When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Who thinks it's a good idea to go explore the Titanic in a giant Tylenol?

What's that all about?