The first talkback of 2025 and it does not disappoint. We announce the 2024 Yarn of the Year Winner and give them a buzz before we rip into some absolute belters to kickstart strong: hobart trumpets, soapy shotgun shells and trendsetters steaming the summernats flats. Make sure to start peppering the Carry On email with your yarns potentially be featured on the show as we return to regularly scheduled programming. Enjoy trendsetters!

Got a yarn? Record it and email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au - must be under 2 minutes to get on the show.

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0:00 - Intro

3:01 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

6:07 - YOTY 2024 Winner

14:25 - Carry Ons

58:01 - Winning Yarn

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2025 is not ready for the absolute carnage we're about to bring. A 2 hour yarn to catch up with each other over what happened during the Blur: fishing, travel, cookin' and plenty tins were deleted. Tom fills us in on how he aligned his chakras and took his phone for a swim whilst Cambo fills us in on his plan to get his helicopter license. Plenty of great Chrissy feeds during Cooking With Daddy before we cover Dakar, Usyk VS Fury, Cybertrucks and Dinosaurs in the News. We cover the concept of resolutions in Motivation and go through any the boys have before finishing off with a couple of doghouse yarns. Please enjoy trendsetters as we return to regularly scheduled programming.

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0:00 - Yarn of the Year Voting

9:15 - The 2024 Blur

45:02 - Our Jan/Feb Plans

57:21 - Cooking With Daddy

1:09:08 - Alpha News

1:36:38 - Motivation

1:54:26 - The Doghouse

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Ex drug dealer, standup comedian and absolute legend Andrew Hamilton joined the boys for a chat during the Gladstone stint of his regional tour. This bloke has lived quite the life and takes us through the process of his first Magic Mushrooms experience and how that developed to becoming a full time drug dealer. We dive in to how he got in prison and discuss the pros and cons of his 4 months stint in the clink before discussing how he found stand up as a therapeutic way to work through his problems and turn his life around for the better before we finish off discussion around his own avenues of content and then the guest questions. This legend provided plenty of laughs and is definitely one of the most insane stories we've had on the show yet. Enjoy legends!

Content Disclosure: This episode features heavy discussion around the use of drugs.

You can check out Andrew's Instagram here, which can take you to where he is next on tour in his bio: https://www.instagram.com/andrewhamiltoncomedy/?hl=en

Andrew's Book, The Profound Benefits of a Stint in Prison, is available here:

https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-profound-benefits-of-a-stint-in-prison-andrew-hamilton/book/9781923022140.html?srsltid=AfmBOoqDBrBhl1Ee4ZDYajfhoy0H_TVy2f2Ud-XjcAGsRGzmCdlCiWJm

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0:00 - Steak and Eggs

12:01 - Mushroom Mountain

27:11 - Getting Arrested

33:58 - 4 months in Prison

55:22 - Standup Comedy

1:09:30 - Melbourne Comedy Festival

1:16:57- Podcasting and Youtube Content

1:33:50 - Guest Questions

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The moment you've all been waiting for. Every winning yarn going into contention to win the ultimate prize to come on the show and prove their yarning ability with us.

Make sure you're in the trendsetters group if you wish to cast your vote. Voting will begin next week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123

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0:00 - Sex on the beach

7:08 - Ballad for the Poo Bandit

9:40 - Gratitude

13:59 - The Mannequin Arm

18:11 - Shopping Cart

19:59 - GRIT

24:04 - Red Powerade

26:30 - Ronald Mcdonald

30:41 - Daddy for PM

33:33 - Flog in the work cabin

37:10 - The Mungandai Hamburger

39:23 - D-I-L-D-E

42:10 - Burning DVDs

44:10 - Pad Thai Poo

47:12 - Sarah's Son

51:21 - The orchestral headjob

54:52 - Avocado Farming

58:48 - Chubby Chasing

59:56 - The Rodeo Chubby Chase

1:03:09 - The Neighbor War

1:06:03 -10 pound pool game

1:08:29 - Chubby Chasing: The Clap Edition

1:10:45 - The Irishman

1:13:48 - Fat Fingers

1:16:10 - Barbry's Sinking Mate

1:1745 - Fuck Knuckles One Liners

1:19:20 -Pirate Girl

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The moment you've all been waiting for. Every winning yarn going into contention to win the ultimate prize to come on the show and prove their yarning ability with us.

Make sure you're in the trendsetters group if you wish to cast your vote. Voting will begin next week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Get around our Patreon, only $5 a week to access full uncut visual and audio episodes and check out all of our vlogs, our latest one covers Warehouse upgrades, boxing training and some beach content too: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

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0:00 - Sex Robot Warranty

10:07 - The Trifecta Song

12:09 - Horse Shoe Farriers

14:40 - Waking up under the pub

20:07 - The CQ Heat

23:21 - Alpha Blokes Poem

28:07 - Foreskin Schooner

33:01 - Homegirl Mag

36:49 - Gizmo the Guinea Pig

40:07 - The Alpha Blokes Anthem

45:57 - ABC Pandemic

47:16 - Southern Cross People Watching

51:00 - Cereal while driving

56:12 - What truckies see while driving

57:42 - Cyclists in Pubs

1:01:00 - Whistler Housing Story

1:03:21 - Bundaberg Surprise Hotel Prostitute

1:07:07 - F*ck you gout, f*ck you

1:08:40 - The ABC Pandemic

1:09:40 - Tony Hawk, Pro Skateboarder

1:13:43 - Spidermans Web

1:19:09 - The ABC Rap

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The second half of some of favourite moments of the year, some dribble we loved and some runner up carry ons that didn't quite make the cut for yarn of the year. Enjoy legends!

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0:00 - The Snip Trip

12:31 - Bum Kissing

15:15 - Tommy The Pommy & Uncle Jacko Collab

17:50 - Cheers for the help, champ

22:58 - Buster's Rocky Tour

27:34 - Buster's 7 Day Silent Retreat

29:34 - Where's Me Bin

32:20 - The Baron

35:06 - The Story of Georgia

50:07 - Iodine Incident

53:07 - Auspost Blowup

56:04 - Trolley Pushing

1:00:32 - Train Chargers

1:02:37 - Doggy Doot Javelin

1:05:37 - X-rated Xmas

1:08:18 - Mowing With Daddy

1:09:43 - Concrete Saw Revenge

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The blur is here trendsetters, sit back, relax and crack a tin and dive into some of our favourite moments of the year. Enjoy!

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0:00 - Guard tower

4:25 - Anges Boys

10:40 - The Goldfish Fetish

16:31 - Anteaters & Sexpo

29:29 - Glory Hole Tour

35:40 - Quinn The Chin

40:15 - Cam “Daddy” Lowry

44:11 - Tom “Yabby Pump” Dahl

51:07 - DJ F*ck-Knuckle

54:28 - OOOOOO AAAAHHHH

59:01 - Fed, Head, Bed

1:01:18 - Firecrackers and Nudie Mags

1:04:30 - Morten and Mavis

1:07:06 - Chicken Flicker

1:10:34 - The Seal

1:14:13 - Cam Raw Dogs a Flight

1:16:36 - Nice Job, Receipt Bloke

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Motorsport weapon, honey farmer and great mate of the show Daniel "Chucky" Sanders returns for a catch up about his previous year of travel and how he is getting ready to participate in the Dakar Rally at the beginning of next year. We cover some of the biggest crashes he's known about in the Motorsport game and then interrogate him on why he has been cycling for fitness. To wrap up, we cover a bit more of his personal life about producing his honey on the side and how the apple farm is going before wrapping up with a few questions submitted by Trendsetters on the day. Was unreal to catch up with one of the most genuine blokes, get around him as he competes in Dakar and watch our boy hopefully steam home. Enjoy legends!

You can follow Chucky on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/danielsanders_11/?hl=en

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0:00 - Last Years Travelling

6:20 - Going to Dakar

20:02 - Biggest Crashes

22:54 - Road Map Update

31:30 - Morrocco

35:18 - Teams in Motorsport

40:00 - Dubai

42:42 - Cycling

48:30 - Dakar Prep

51:26 - 30th Birthday

52:32 - Chucky's Honey & Apple Farm

1:12:59 - Dabbling in Merch

1:20:05 - Instagram Questions

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