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0:00 - Sex on the beach

7:08 - Ballad for the Poo Bandit

9:40 - Gratitude

13:59 - The Mannequin Arm

18:11 - Shopping Cart

19:59 - GRIT

24:04 - Red Powerade

26:30 - Ronald Mcdonald

30:41 - Daddy for PM

33:33 - Flog in the work cabin

37:10 - The Mungandai Hamburger

39:23 - D-I-L-D-E

42:10 - Burning DVDs

44:10 - Pad Thai Poo

47:12 - Sarah's Son

51:21 - The orchestral headjob

54:52 - Avocado Farming

58:48 - Chubby Chasing

59:56 - The Rodeo Chubby Chase

1:03:09 - The Neighbor War

1:06:03 -10 pound pool game

1:08:29 - Chubby Chasing: The Clap Edition

1:10:45 - The Irishman

1:13:48 - Fat Fingers

1:16:10 - Barbry's Sinking Mate

1:1745 - Fuck Knuckles One Liners

1:19:20 -Pirate Girl

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