Hollywood in the era of free love, cunnilingus joy and expertise, and reflections on relationships over his eight decades on this planet—Bernie shares how creativity flows through all aspects of his life as an Indigenous storyteller and generous lover.

00:00 Enthusiastic creativity and why writing is the “hardest artwork there is”

02:37 The intimacy of reading someone a movie and what he loves about being close to a woman

04:27 Falling in love with himself over and over through the process of writing

06:48 What he loves in a woman and his natural generosity

10:23 Tips on how to kiss and his introductory experiences with physical intimacy

14:35 Connecting through humor and why he always prefers talking over texting

19:12 The unique chemistry of every relationship and knowing when the energy isn’t a match

23:44 How there can still be deep love even with a lifestyle mismatch

29:16 Hollywood free love in the 60s, handjobs on acid, and yelling “fire” to interrupt an assault

33:00 Teaching a girl how to give the best blowjobs

35:37 Eyes, tits, nipples, and clits + his favorite ways to make partners cum

38:28 Turn-ons from partners’ reactions and why he rarely edges women

42:31 Go-to masturbation habits and being okay with taking a long time to orgasm

44:53 How he plays with pussies and his hands-on sex education

48:59 Passed around from friend-to-friend and free love hippies

51:19 Five girls in one week and the benefits (and drawbacks) of being a word-of-mouth lover

55:44 What it’s like being with three girls at the same time

57:22 Spiritual relationship needs and cumming through jeans

1:02:57 How to give a great foot massage with cowboy boots on

1:05:39 Car sex, sensitive thighs, and anal play preferences

1:10:12 Creative condoms and the clap

1:11:27 Preferring “natural toys” during sex

1:13:30 Why cowgirl is his favorite sexual position
1:15:56 Three-hour phone sex sessions and face-sitting surprises

1:19:18 How a brain operation and a blitzed-out Halloween experience led to a substance-free lifestyle
1:24:08 Spreading love and embracing Indigenous sovereignty instead of war

📈 STATS | 76 straight Indigenous Native human, he/him pronouns, single, writer/director, from Southern California, into: female orgasms, kissing, receiving head, humor, writing

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