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Misha knows that chasing success in Hollywood can be hell. But finally, after years of trying to make it, his big moment is here: an Oscar nomination. And the executives at the studio for his long-running streaming series know just the thing to kick his career to the next level: kill off the gay characters, "for the algorithm," in the upcoming season finale.

Tiff is tired of being single, but she refuses to get on the apps for a date. She wants thing to happen “naturally”. Fortunately, a friend intervenes, and suddenly Tiff has found herself matching with a gorgeous reanimated collection of body parts named Sarah.

Bobbi’s searching for inspiration at the local chocolate milk shop, heading out to cook up a few new short story ideas with a friend. Unfortunately, this typically productive location has become quite distracting thanks to the seasonal arrival of pumpkin spice lattes, which Bobbi despises. Hoping to seem cool and counteract the extreme basicness of this situation, Bobbi orders a cup of rock milk, but when she spots author Chuck Tingle at one of the café tables, Bobbi starts to wonder if rock milk was the way to go.

Collected within are seven of Chuck’s greatest lesbian works, breathtaking journeys through the world of classic literature that will melt your heart and get you off.

Lizzy Hennet is a young lesbian searching for true love, but her options are limited in England at the turn of the nineteenth century. Fortunately, a notorious matchmaker named Mrs. Bingo has moved to town, and Lizzy is thrilled to attend one of her mixers. Arriving at the ballroom, however, Lizzy discovers Mrs. Bingo’s methods are quite unusual. Lizzy will be meeting several suiters, but the only thing she’ll see is their butt.

Heckard is a bounty hunter tasked with finding and tracking down A.N.D.R.O.I.D.S, also known as Apparently Non-Detectible Representations Of In-Disguise Sasquatches. These bigfeet have blended in with human society, and it takes a trained eye to root them out. After a solid tip, Heckard heads to Seattle to interview a potential bigfoot using the notorious Butt Vamp Test. It all starts as a routine procedure, but it’s not long before Heckard finds herself falling for this beautiful opera singer who may or may not be a sasquatch.

After moving cross-county to Billings, Montana, Riley is desperate to make new friends and cultivate a support system. This search leads her to find the Billings Bisexual Buddies, an activity group for local bisexuals. Unfortunately, when Riley arrives she finds herself faced with an invasive questionnaire in order to “confirm” her bisexuality, and the skepticism only grows when Riley reveals her limited physical experience with the same gender. The group then suggests Riley pump up her numbers by heading out on a date with a beautiful sentient gate named Heather.

Jane is hoping to enjoy a nice dinner with her friend Brenna, but as soon as the night begins a conflict arises. Near the restaurant is a sad, lonesome T-Rex with a sign that says “debate me” rambling on and on about everything from "cancel culture" to “woke Stars War”. Fortunately, Jane and Brenna find the perfect solution to this strange dinosaur: They just ignore him. Can they maintain this self-imposed distance from the T-Rex who can’t stop proclaiming facts are better than feelings in this no sex tingler? The answer is yes, because this T-Rex is horrible.

After moving into her new home, Mina suffers from an unfortunate car accident that takes her life and transforms her into a very confused ghost. She’s also horrified to find that her new home is being purchased by someone else. Mina makes a few modest attempts at scaring away her unwanted housemates, but to no avail. However, after finding a strange refrigerator in the attic, Mina discovers another approach. Within the fridge is a sentient juice box named Buttlejuice, a wild woman with green hair and a plan to rid the house of its living inhabitants by means of carnal lesbian lust.

The Tingleverse is a vast place, with infinite layers of reality that abide by only own steadfast rule: Love is real. With all these potential universes, it was only a matter of time before twice-Hugo Award-nominated author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, began telling stories of love between ladybucks and their beautiful bigfoot, dinosaur, unicorn, and living object partners. Collected here are seven such tales of lesbian love from deep within The Tingleverse, each one guaranteed to give you an erotic tingle down the spine.

Harper is always on the go, efficiently working her way through life without a second of wasted time. It’s made her very successful, but it’s also made her careless. And soon enough, Harper discovers that she’s completely lost track of the present. Harper’s friend suggests getting a plant to take care of, hoping this could be a meditative experience for Harper. At first, it was, but soon enough, this sexy houseplant is introducing herself as Kobla, and bringing Harper along on an erotic, lesbian adventure.

Lena hates the idea of a weekend in Vegas, but she’s willing to put on a smile, and pretend for her friend Drimble’s bachelorette party in Sin City. When the ladies split up and start to gamble, Lena’s just too logical to play something where the odds are against her. But that’s when she stumbles upon the high-roller poker room. Now, Lena is playing heads up poker with a gorgeous lesbian unicorn, walking the line between strategic table talk and flirting. Things come to a head when the beautiful unicorn pushes all in on Lena....

Alison is a huge fan of the classic Broadway musical, Sabertooth Cats. When she gets a chance to work at the red carpet premiere and write a review of the film, she jumps at the chance, and after making a deep connection with one of the film’s Sabertooth Cats stars, the night couldn’t get any better. Soon enough, Alison and her beautiful prehistoric lover are locked in a wild lesbian encounter.

After returning to her small town of Christmas Falls from a life in the big city, Kelsi is hoping to start fresh with her very own chocolate milk brewery. Things are going well, but when she receives a letter from a secret admirer and instructions to wait until Christmas before opening, her business skyrockets. Everyone in town is wondering who Kelsi’s Christmas admirer might be. Could it be the sentient manifestation of a holiday film featuring a vanilla couple on the cover who works across the street at a rival chocolate milk brewery?

Sarah is on her way home for Hanukkah with the family, but as a terrible storm sweeps across the United States, flight delays quickly transform into flight cancellations. Fortunately, a beautiful living dreidel by the name of Zelda is there to offer Sarah a ride, but when Sarah spins to determine just how far, she lands on “hei” for halfway. Now the two of them are growing more and more aroused on this interstate road trip. When it’s time for Sarah to go, her loving lesbian dreidel hopes to warm Sarah up for the rest of the journey with a hardcore ass-eating encounter!

Like most people, Karly’s Thanksgiving is a little different this year. Karly’s family is celebrating over video chat instead, which is great, but after a frozen microwave dinner, Karly ends up feeling as though she’s only had half a Thanksgiving. This prompts her to head to the grocery store for a traditional holiday meal of her own. It’s here that Karly meets Bindle, a sexy, sentient cranberry sauce who promises to give her the full Thanksgiving experience. This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human-on-cranberry sauce action and hardcore lesbian food love.

Jessica Porpo is a respected restaurant critic who is finally getting burned out on her job. After years of fancy, overwrought menus that ooze with pretention, Jessica is taking a well-deserved vacation to a small town in the mountains with simple foods and a relaxing atmosphere. Things are going great until Jessica discovers that a local dinosaur named Reba has opened a restaurant that’s as experimental and overblown as they come. Her curiosity piqued, Jessica pays Reba a visit with the intention of slamming her food.

Sarah and her wife Alice love Halloween and all things spooky, but their friends are not quite as excited about this upcoming season. After a series of canceled plans, the lesbian couple are feeling frustrated, but when they meet their new neighbors, they immediately find the perfect double date in the form of these beautiful sentient candy corns.

Gabby loves Halloween, but her husband Cork doesn’t want her to celebrate after Gabby’s excitement starts making him jealous. Fortunately, this is the last straw that Gabby needs before dumping his ass and heading out to live her truth. Now Gabby’s realizing there are plenty of desires she’s always had and never been able to experience, like Halloween and other women. Soon enough, Gabby is allowing herself to experience the things that truly make her happy.

Nicole is thrilled to spend the weekend with her friends at Camp Diamond Lake, a secluded campground that used to be all the rage but has since been mysteriously abandoned. It’s only on the drive up that Nicole learns why, hearing the legend of Jesse Voormees, a masked brachiosaurus who stalks the lake at night.