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  • i Swear to god im Only drinking this beer for the Love of the Game and my dad with matthew and rob
    2023/04/30

    episode is Late cause i was drunk. Fatball for Dawgs 4eva

    c u next Wednesday

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    1 時間 29 分
  • ohhhh my goodness im So high from 4/20 Weed Day that i cannot even name This one at All with caroline
    2023/04/21

    (4/20 Smoker's Delight Special Episode)

    We discuss the three pillars of April 20th: sativa, indica, and the 24th Anniversary of the Columbine High School Tragedy in 1999. also i Built a chinese guy fake Lego brickheads set that i bought from Five Below.

    also i think i meant newsmax and not cinemax but im not sure my grandparents will Watch anytthing on the Tv.

    see you next wednesday.

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    1 時間 29 分
  • i shot myself in the head with the Tummy Ache Laser
    2023/04/20

    just michael on this one.

    We Endorse Andrew Yang For President.

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    32 分
  • i Think homer’s simpson middle name Should be jacob
    2023/04/12

    football for Dogs 10 commandments by nathan and Michael

    bart: hi can i talk to 1. You shall not Fucking any other Penis. 2. You shall not make a Ocky image. 3. You shall not take the name of the Head Of Treasurer in vain. 4. You shall not break the St Paddy Day . 5. You shall not dishonor your Vasectomer. 6. You shall not Vasectomize. 7. You shall not commit Sex Felony. 8. You shall not Committing Sex Felony. 9. You shall not bear Regretfully witness against thy My Juul. 10. You shall not covet thy neighbor`s Sand Dunes Under The Midnight Sun. ?

    moe: is there a 1. You shall not Fucking any other Penis. 2. You shall not make a Ocky image. 3. You shall not take the name of the Head Of Treasurer in vain. 4. You shall not break the St Paddy Day . 5. You shall not dishonor your Vasectomer. 6. You shall not Vasectomize. 7. You shall not commit Sex Felony. 8. You shall not Committing Sex Felony. 9. You shall not bear Regretfully witness against thy My Juul. 10. You shall not covet thy neighbor`s Sand Dunes Under The Midnight Sun. ? anybody? 1. You shall not Fucking any other Penis. 2. You shall not make a Ocky image. 3. You shall not take the name of the Head Of Treasurer in vain. 4. You shall not break the St Paddy Day . 5. You shall not dishonor your Vasectomer. 6. You shall not Vasectomize. 7. You shall not commit Sex Felony. 8. You shall not Committing Sex Felony. 9. You shall not bear Regretfully witness against thy My Juul. 10. You shall not covet thy neighbor`s Sand Dunes Under The Midnight Sun. ?

    bar goers: *Laughs so hard*

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    1 時間 15 分
  • Shadowy maryland drug kingpin Paul Curtis discusses history as Hentai Boy, his Burning Desire for Tulsi Gabbard, and how he Kept a 128 mile stretch of i95 within his Control
    2023/04/05

    Before this episode michael and nathan spent 25 minutes showing our esteemed guest, Paul Curtis, how to use Audacity so that we could record. The long awaited paul curtis special episode. But get this: we'll have an ever Better paul curtis episode down the Line. It's already in the works.... nathan made me Censor his last name again but i Made a cool noise from it this time so i Didn't mind too much. listen to see if we convinced our good friend, Paul Curtis, to Give himself Auto-Brewery Syndrome...

    Nathan had some strong performances, Michael had a few weaker ones. Paul Curtis was amazing, as Expected. podcast 6 in the books. Football for Dogs worldwide. episodes on Wednesday, still.

    Paul curtis also discusses his extensive History as an ex-drug peddler and eventual kingpin in the Baltimore, Westminster, Reisterstown, and Wilmington Areas. He used to own one of the longest Stretches of east coast interstate i95, and now he's on Our podcast. listen up and listen Close cause we get into the Weeds and the mud of every conversation.

    Many thanks to Don Curtis for coming on the show. He's even more humble in real life. Careful listeners will hear his tearjerking story of Leaving the dog in a hot Car. Our best episode yet. See you next week.

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    1 時間 25 分
  • the Holy Spirit descended upon Me and gifted me a fleeting Image of an Animated Sexy Sultry Spider Lady but it turned out to be a Lady Bug from a Movie i watched while my dog was in the Car
    2023/03/29

    michael and nathan talk a Lot about various bugs on this one. We talk about transformers and nathan compares michael to Bumblebee and Nightprowler for all the wrong reasons, even though those 2 are both autobots and pretty much the Good Guys. But i digress. we talk about the Titular sexy spider lady that turned out to be a lady bug drag queen from your Favorite animated movie. you can hear the Thunderstorm outside of my window at one point and it sounds pretty cool. i Recut the intro again but i'll probably just keep redoing the intro until i'm happy with it. Leave a review on spotify and apple podcasts and like and follow the podcast page for a TBH. i think i Mixed the sound better this time but we still get kinda loud so if your Airpods are broken and dont play the sound loud enough this is the podcast for you. We discuss the debts we owe to the listeners that we don't owe to the government and how michael is basically Rainman when it comes to seeing the wav form of any audio in his head when he hears it. We discuss a classic spanish saying about the one eyed man in the land of the blind but a little different and how Cyclopes would be just like american sniper chris kyle. Shoutout to our listeners in Singapore, germany, and the united kingdom and everyone listening from the Samsung Free application. football for Dogs worldwide. by the time your friends are telling you About your dog in the hot car it's already too late. See you guys next week. Episodes on wednesdays going forward.

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    1 時間 5 分
  • two knuckle busters discuss the Implications of Suicide By Cop and Masturbation - TED (with nathan)
    2023/03/24

    michael and nathan are back again to discuss the ins and outs of the fairly oddparents wiki, knuckle busting in the face of catholic sex negativity, and, of course, football for Dogs. nathan cuts me off a lot in this one. He's so rude sometimes but i love that guy. After this episode he serenaded me with this one AJJ song i dont remember the name of but he was really good at it. i think i Accidentally mixed my sound louder than nathan but to be Fair the episode sounds like how it sounded to be me when i was recording it so Dont get me at me. we had a few drinks on this episode and we introduced a fan Challenge for all of nathan's super fans (female entries only, sorry Fellas). We don't talk about our forehead veins or how nathan used to look at mine when he talked to me at all. Nothing we say is even remotely offensive.

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    1 時間 12 分
  • tips and tricks your Local veterinarian won’t tell you: Dogs Actually Love Being in The Hot Car (with nathan)
    2023/03/12

    michael and nathan tackle the hardest hitting concepts so far: how to best take care of your dog, responsibly. best practice for leaving your dog in the hot car, how to get dog cheese and milk, and how to get your canine pals to watch tv with you, just to name a few. We read some of michael's movie reviews and talk about how nathan creatively deals with having too many trick or treaters coming to his house. michael and nathan play Hot or Not and reveal some Personal Details. new intro and segments.

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    1 時間 25 分