I see something. Off in the distance. It's getting closer. Is it? It can't be. It's those danged Carl boys speeding across the desert in their infernal 2010 Honda Civic. We all though they were dead. We we're all wrong. What's that? A bumper sticker? What does it say? "Let's go Brandon..."

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Been a while. I get it. Sorry. I know that you are simply adrift in the outer darkness without your weekly injection of sweet carlpooling serum, but I was having a baby. Who really knows what this episode was about? Not I, but I'm pretty sure it was funny. Laugh along with us and look out for carlpooling to make its triumphant return very soon.

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Claudine Gay used to be the world's smuggest diversity hire. Now she's unemployed. This week we dig into the moral hollowing of America's academic institutions. What a special treat.

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Merry Christmas you filthy animals. This week we bring back some legendary carlpooling guests to rank all the hottest Christmas traditions and analyze the importance of traditions as such. Hop in the sleigh loser, we're going philosophising.

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Men in women's sports is completely ridiculous. The fact that saying that is controversial highlights the fact that the west no longer deserves to exist. Thankfully the good folks over at the Daily Wire don't care about inciting some controversy with their new comedy: Ladyballers. Join us for our in depth and yet spoiler free review.

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Napoleon was an interesting guy. His movie was not. Join us this week as the Boys discuss the key ideological downfall of the French Revolution and Napoleon's reign.

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You probably don't need me to tell you this, but the government hates your guts and wants to rip of the constitution to use as confetti for the going away party they throw to send you off to a labor camp in Wyoming for all the thought crimes you commit. The report released by Rep. Jim Jordan this week makes that abundantly clear. Luckily carlpooling is standing in the gap, sheltering your fragile bodies and minds from our would be tyrants with beautiful, life giving information. Stand in the shade of our magnanimous sacrifice. And like, but a t shirt. Free loader.

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Crowder got his hands on the Nashville shooter's manifesto, but only carlpooling has it's hand on the truth. This week we discuss the implications that this document and those like it have on us all.

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