Welcome to “You're Not My Type, Bro” — “The Gay Episode” — Marko and Theo dive into juicy topics ranging from spiritual awakenings and foot fetishes to car rants and queer dating dynamics. Nothing's off-limits.

✨ Episode Highlights:

• Spiritual Overload: Theo vents about Payton's full-on spiritual transformation — from fluoride-free water to toothpaste drama.

• Açaí Spot Meltdown: Marko has a traumatizing run-in with a "crunchy granola girl" that sparks a convo on beauty standards and grooming.

• Top or Bottom? Theo puts Marko to the test: can he guess Theo's sexual role based on personality alone?

• Gay Community Realness: From body types and labels to what actually turns them on — including Theo's love for pretty faces and Marko's massive foot fetish.

• The “Gay Handshake”: Can sex lead to friendship? The guys compare queer and straight dating dynamics and whether bridges always need to be burned.

Expect wild honesty, deep friendship, and zero filter.

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On this week's You're Not My Type, Bro, Theo and Marko are dragging networks, debating sexual ethics, and getting real about identity. Buckle up. TV Tantrums & HBO Flops Theo GOES IN on the embarrassment that was The Last of Us S2 and the messy chaos of White Lotus S3. Marko agrees: HBO Max is spiraling. Game of Thrones? “A joke.” BUT... Marko's got a gem for you — Tulsa King with Stallone is “surprisingly lit.” Sexual Harassment Training Woes Marko calls out the absurdity of mandatory courses — too long, too corporate, too fake. Nightclubs vs. office jobs = very different vibes Would You Steal to Stay Alive? Our Shooting the Shit segment gets intense: Would YOU rob a pharmacy to afford a life-saving $25k pill? Theo & Marko say HELL YES — and Marko shares some wild broke-boy confessions ‍❤️‍‍ Would You Date a Trans Person? A deep convo sparked by Sophia Gascon and TS Madison Marko admits attraction before knowing, Theo presses on surgery, and they both explore identity, attraction, and perception. Is femininity exaggerated? Are trans women “more feminine”? The takes are spicy. Listeners — they wanna know: Would YOU date a trans person? Don't miss this messy, real, and ridiculously honest episode. You've been warned.

Diddy's Verdict, Bezos's Big Day, & Our Plastic Surgery Dreams!

Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're kicking off this wild ride from our ✨ brand new studio ✨ in sunny Los Angeles, baby! ☀️

This week, Theo & Marko spill the tea and sling the sass in an episode packed with cocktails, complaints, and controversy:

Cocktails & Complaints:
vs. – Team Cat or Team Dog? The claws come out!
Car drama – from a fender bender to a sluggish Toyota Corolla
LA's wild lawyer billboards – is Sweet James watching you?

Shooting the Sh*t Segment:
⚖️ The Diddy Verdict – Acquitted of the big charges, convicted of some, but will he actually serve time? We break down what went wrong in "the most expensive prostitution trial" ever.
Bezos's Bougie Venice Wedding – Is the hate for him justified, or are we just salty? Let's talk Amazon, wealth, and global tourism backlash.
Plastic Surgery Wishlist – Inspired by Kris Jenner, we reveal the nips, tucks, and zaps we'd get if our bank accounts could handle it ✨

️ Sound off in the comments:
– Are you shocked by the Diddy verdict?
– Do you stan Bezos or nah?
– And what plastic surgery would you get if cash wasn't a factor?

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