S2 Episode 44 of Welcome to The Suburbs Podcast. Teenage High Jinks & The Chucky Cheese Band

Part 1: What happens when practicing abundance leads to a plethora or ants and bees.

Part 2: Driving home from school, a bet, snowballs, left turns, wrong turns and time spent in a policeman’s office culminated in what Greg’s dad referred to as his, Highway to Hell.

Part 3: when a bike trail through the woods leads to a police pursuit via helicopter over a misunderstanding and a bad idea. While Greg spent his teenage years figuring out who not to be, Andy was practicing the violin and polishing his halo. Are you starting to see a theme?

It’s all here and more in Episode 44 of Welcome to the Suburbs podcast.

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S2 Episode 43: He Ate What Worm?

Andy is just trying to buy McDonalds for the band when an old Biddy becomes the parking police’s version of a Karen. Do you want fries with that whine?

Getting the driver stung by a bee while navigating traffic is:

A). A video game challenge

B). Pickle Ball for Bee Keepers

C). Prank on Jackass

D). Andy’s photo shoot story

What do bathroom attendants, IMS Men’s rooms and sex clubs have in common. Andy’s explanation is hilariously a part of Episode 43 of Welcome To The Suburbs Podcast.

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S 2 Episode 42: Taste the Rainbow!

Andy Googled welcome To The Suburbs and up comes a song, Welcome to the Suburbs by The Kottonmouth Kings. An underground group of Weed Rappers from L.A. Greg, overlooked the obvious and asked, Cotton Mouth like the snake? Ridicule ensued.

Part 2: What happened to George? I haven’t seen him lately. That was Greg’s question to his ski brother Steve. Well, no one’s seen him because he was pulled over by the DNR for drunk boating And tried to get away by jumping off the boat and swimming for it. What exactly is “it” Andy asks freedom? In section 2, the take of Not George and not driving.

In the water, driving a motorized vehicle isn’t taken as seriously as on the road in a car. People are high on life and tequila. Weekenders tend to imbibe while driving. Greg talks about his neighbor who is the poster child for money can’t buy intellect when you have a 3 stooges mindset.

In section 3. Catching up with Joe and Mary. The grumpy, dysfunctional dwarf marina owners of Lake James.

It’s season 2 Episode 42 of Welcome to The Suburbs: Taste The Rainbow!

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When Andy asked Greg about his job he never expecting to unleash a cast of character voices and descriptions that tumbled out of Pandora’s box.

Dating someone new is a bit awkward especially when their pet doesn’t like you. Andy talks about Jennifer’s Pekingese and it’s “gizmo head”. Like an owl with fangs waiting to nip at Andy’s every move.

Have you seen the movie, Reefer Madness? The way they depict Jazz Musicians who smoke marijuana is the way Greg describes what it’s like to drink espresso in the evening. Getting the new espresso to work in the morning, that’s a story for this podcast.

What happens when you take your granddaughter to the zoo to see their polar bear only to find out it died? Andy thinks they should dye the hair of a Kodiak…while it’s sleeping?

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Nearly being tased by the yellow shirts at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway or being pulled over by an irate member of the Coastguard. Which is worse? Andy then tallies the number of law enforcement Greg has met while being pulled over. All branch except the Space Force. Greg decides it’s time to get his pilots license. Stay tuned.

Andy reveals he still suffers from ptSd bright on by a dining class he was forced to take at Butler University as a part of broadcasting clearly I can’t sing. Greg wants to hear 2 lines from a popular show tune. Andy assumes the fetal position.

Have you ever returned a rental car in less than stellar shape? Keely hit a deer causing major damage and a week later totaled the rental by hitting a tree. Greg was awakened at 2:00 AM and thought she said the tree was growing in the road what road has a tree growing in it? The answer to that and other funny situations are packed in Episode 40 of Welcome to the Suburbs.

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Episode 39 of Welcome To The Suburbs asks the question, have you heard Pat Boone’s album that covers Led Zeppelin, Ozzy Osborn, Judas Priest and others? Even better, have you seen the cover?

Restoration Hardware bought a 41,000 Square foot mansion in suburban Indy It’s their store, showroom and restaurant the property was owned by monks. Andy did work for those cats and the Islamic Center. How do you proof chant tapes or CDs for content. Andy’s question.

Meditation becomes the question. Something Greg needs to practice. It could help prevent being tased by the yellow shirts at IMS when they’re disagreeable.

Does New Mexico have zip codes like we have in the United States? That was a question asked to Andy by the shipping manager one day. How would you answer him? Andy’s answer was perfect. Season 2 Episode 39 of our comedy podcast is live. Enjoy!

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Talking with strangers resurfaces as Andy talks about watching Greg go up to a random guy in the seats at Indy 500 practice and comes away with a dinner invite and a place on his Christmas card list.

Greg became the surrogate son of Chuck and Melba. An older couple who bought his dad’s house and SLK. Like family sometimes acts, they needed coaching on personal boundaries.

The guys marveled at Chuck’s soul patch handlebar mustache and his 2 block test drive of the SLK before offering to write a check for the asking price. Greg didn’t realize the sale of both house and car included a new role as their emotional support person.

Greg was asked to accompany them to a standing room only trip to the BMV. Chuck drew number 101 as they announced 45. Now serving 45. What happens next? Tune in to episode 38 of Welcome To The Suburbs to find out.

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We have a plan in our mind that is always fully executed without flaws, hurdles or road blocks. Then real-life steps I and teaches us how wisdom is gained. Something as simple as renting a trailer and appliance dolly from U-Haul turns into a cross street where culture, technology and rental businesses collide. After Greg’s dad died, he inherited the task of distributing furniture to friends, family and Habitat for Humanity.

He found that liquidating a home is far different than selling furniture in a consignment shop. Complicate that with a sister that doesn’t know how to value time. If you remember back in Season 2 episode 30 of Welcome To The Suburbs his sister wanted him to drive an hour and a half to get plastic forks. Apply that mentality to liquidating their dad’s house. There are enough ridiculous observations to fill a rental trailer. Who’s renting the trailer? The guy whose phone screen is a spiderweb of broken glass. How is he servicing the client? With one eye closed so the cigarette smoke doesn’t stream into his eye. How did he do? You’ll have download episode 37 of Welcome to The Suburbs to find out.

What happens when you’re a new hire at the largest studio in Indy and you’ve got a date on Friday night? You impress her with a studio tour while serving Hairy Buffalo to lubricate your opportunities for later that night. What happens when your date throws up the red cocktail on your new boss’s white couch? You’ll have download episode 37 of Welcome to The Suburbs to find out.

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