This ain’t a wrestling show. This is an episode of COPS with pyros and powerbombs. It’s October 5, 2000, and WWF SmackDown! is lookin’ like a bar fight in a steel factory.

👑 First up, Triple H finally snaps on Stephanie — straight-up calls her a liability in front of the entire world. Not subtle. Not classy. Just full-on “get outta my business before I pedigree your storyline.” The McMahon-Helmsley Empire is crumblin’, and Steph looks like she just got ghosted mid-title reign.

🥇Enter Kurt Angle, aka America’s most polite homewrecker. Steph helps him get the W, and he hits her with the “Hey, maybe you could, uh, walk me to the ring sometime?” line like he’s askin’ her to the damn homecoming dance. This man is Olympic thirsty.

💢 Meanwhile, Triple H and Chris Benoit finally let the rage off the leash and beat the LIVING HELL out of each other — in the ring, no rules, no pacing, just fists, fury, and fightin’ like it’s personal (because it is). This wasn’t a match — this was two alpha psychos throwing bombs like the belt doesn’t even matter. Crowd’s goin’ NUTS. You could hear the punches from the parking lot.

👊 And over in the “Austin’s had enough of your sh*t” storyline, Commissioner Foley suspends Stone Cold ‘til they find out who ran him down last year. Bad move, Mick. Austin says hell nah, and hits Foley with a STUNNER so violent it probably cracked the timekeeper’s table. That man never plays nice with management.

🔥 Main event madness: The Rock vs. Kane. Big boys throwing haymakers. It’s heating up. But here comes Rikishi, strutting out like your drunk uncle at a wedding reception — and he ruins everything. DQ finish. Kane wins. Rock loses his damn mind. Rikishi’s booty causes more problems than a dial-up connection in 2000.

This episode had:

• One marriage on the verge of collapse
  

• One Olympic simp on the rise
  

• One Rattlesnake stunner spree
  

• One brutal slugfest between HHH and Benoit
  

• And one Samoan wrecking ball wreckin’ everything
  

This is Attitude Era chaos. Sweaty. Violent. Overbooked. And beautiful.

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