'Nothing says the boom is back like people suddenly having the disposable income for a cocaine problem.'

I'm discussing Elon Musk's non-outting of Trump as a pervert, I reminisce about that time I met Aidan Gillen accompanied by my no-filter auntie and have a rant about faux-outrage.

I also recount a hilarious story about lovebites. Thanks so much for listening, and if you could share or recommend to a friend I would love you forever. Thanks a million for being here - J x

'You know what that sandwich would be lovely on? Bread.'

I chat about why we should absolutely not bring the noughties back, calling out crimes against tomatoes and why people who discuss snacks in terms of grams of protein are absolutely not going to be joining me for a cup of a tea and a Milka bar, aka, the dinner of champions.

I touch upon the genius that was Dolores O'Riordan, why the Olivia Neill podcast is not for me and how my head is officially the size of a greek style yoghurt tub. Or is the greek style yoghurt tub the size of my head? You decide!

As ever, if you could rate/review or recommend to a friend I would be so so grateful. Thanks a million! J x

'When life gives you the NCT, it also gives you nits.'

This week I'm talking Fred's vasectomy, why you should always investigate itchy scalps and our current contraception of choice.

If you could recommend and rate/review us wherever you get your pods I would love you forever, as it really helps grow Venting. Thanks a million for listening, J x

'We were convinced the dustcover on the computer was the only thing staving off the apocalypse'

I'm chatting Joshua Jackson still being an absolute ride, talk you through my millennial CAO form and how it points to serious issues, reminisce about my time in Trinity when I was basically Conall from Normal People and confess to having always been a bowl of want.

If you have listened to the pod and enjoyed it I would be so so grateful if you could rate it 5 stars on spotify, or review on Apple, as it really helps with spreading the word and building the success of the pod.

Thanks so much for listening! Love yas J x

'If you're going drug smuggling, don't tell your dad.'

I'm chatting Kris Jenner's new face, the Macron 'push' episode, the problem with little boy clothes and why there was a stuart's inquiry the last time I examined the Oral Leaving Certficate Irish exam.

If you have enjoyed this episode, I would be so grateful if you could rate or review us on Apple or Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

Love yas and thanks a million for listening! J x

'Anton Savage was leaning in for the hug and I was don't lean in too close - I haven't changed my knickers.'

I chat about comedy rejection and not getting the Cat Laughs festival this year (the good news is I'm not personalising it), my daddy issues about Tommy Tiernan, the joy of not shifting anyone at your school staff party and my problem with people from Meath.

I also confess to not having changed my knickers before a Newstalk interview and dissect my conspiracy theory around pancake machines

Thank you so much for listening, if you have enjoyed the pod I would love if you get rate us 5 stars wherever you listen to the pod! Thanks so much for listening, J x

'P Diddy is not going to be hosting the Gaisce awards anytime soon.'

This week I am chatting the P Diddy trial and four day freak-offs, Brooklyn Beckham dissing his dad for his 50th birthday and how Kim Kardashian's thieves aren't exactly on brand given their geriatric status.

I apologise for over-editing the podcast, discuss Candace Owens' obsession with the Macrons, constant oscillations about whether or not to have music on the pod and also my failure to produce mini-vents the last two weeks due to me attending not one but two family communions (the rumours are true, I am a deacon now).

Finally, I dissect a student's ominous message for me and why I am suddenly feeling like I am in Final Destination (a comedy gold moment).

Thanks so much for listening, if you have enjoyed please do us rate us 5 stars wherever you listen to your pods and do download if you can as this is what goes towards the charts (apparently). Love yas and love that ye are here! J x

'Am I Catholic now?'

I chat about my gig with Rosie O'Donnell, why my mother never let me learn an instrument for fear of the dental bills and how am I slowly being sucked back into the Catholic Church, as I discuss the self-hatred that propelled me to pick Mary as a confirmation name.

I also recount my disastrous encounter with Leo Varadkar in the wild circa 2011 in what is sure to be a front page story because we are keeping it current.

Thanks so much for listening guys! If you have enjoyed the pod I would be ever so grateful if you could subscribe to the pod, review us 5 stars on Spotify or review us on Apple. Love yas and I love that you're here! J x