It's another week of unpredictable chaos on the podcast! Aaron's been out golfing, while Merlin's trying to coax him into a round at Swingers (the crazy golf place, get your mind out of the gutter!). Aaron, ever the one for a challenge, suggests an escape room – a concept Merlin immediately tries to escape from himself. This, of course, leads to yet another classic Merlin rant about TFL!

But buckle up, because things get truly wild when Merlin asks: what's the worst thing you've ever put your body through? This question is sparked by the mind-boggling (and frankly, slightly horrifying) news that people are costing the NHS £3 million by inserting bizarre items where the sun don't shine. We're talking toothbrushes, hairbrushes, glass bottles, a jam jar with pins in the lid, and even live eels. Yes, you heard that right.

Then, we take another unforgettable trip to the Bronx Zoo. The story of a lady in a blonde wig climbing into the lion enclosure leads to a much deeper (and perhaps more relatable) question: have you ever told somebody you love them in a completely unexpected or truly bizarre situation? Get ready for an episode that's equal parts hilarious, stomach-churning, and utterly unmissable!

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