With Tog away touring with Hoobastank, producer "Jen deHaan" steps in to co-host with Parker Spoon from the back hallway near the washrooms of The Tennis Stop in Grackleton.

Surrounded by the pungent odour of urinal cakes, Parker develops a system for classifying bathroom visits ("watering" vs. "fig pudding") and attempts to recreate a childhood fantasy as the "Stardust Man" by throwing corn chips. Their discussion is interrupted when Parker tries to befriend but ends up angering a man in the washroom who we meet a few more times before the show's end.

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In this episode, Tog and Parker are joined by a new "host on trial," Maureen Faucet-Clooder, recording from the Grackleton Community Centre lobby and uncomfortably close to the loud Corncake Bake-Off tie-bell.

Sponsored by the Litigious Lawyer Society, the hosts attempt to discuss the theme of "okra" while navigating Parker's traumatic childhood memories, Parker's attempt to steal a bowl of butter mints, and the news that a local radio host has gone missing in the haunted mines.

This week, Tog and Parker broadcast from Shane's Olive Shack, sponsored by the vehemently anti-pimento Doreen's Olive Hollow.

Enjoy the launch of their new "Ask Parker and Tog" segment as it leads to several shocking confessions and get a sneak peek into what goes on at Shane's. And producer Jen visits to give a garlic garlic garlic demo.

This comedy audio drama / audio fiction series was created, edited, directed, and produced by Jen deHaan. Some elements of this show are scripted, but most of it is improvised by the cast.

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• Adam as Parker Spoon

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Unf*ck Your Life: An Audio Drama is an audio fiction series set in the fictional town of Grackleton. Tog Chesterfield shares how they got off of rock bottom through a series attempts at restarting life. You’ll hear their story, in addition to many voices from Grackleton. It is a comedy that explores themes of mental health. It has some mystery and intrigue too. Produced by StereoForest. Find the episodes on StereoForest at StereoForest.com/UYL. This audio fiction series is complete! Now follow Tog Chesterfield in their new show with Parker Spoon, Grack Public Access.