In this delightfully chaotic episode of “Twenty Going on Forty”, Chris and Danielle dive headfirst into a question no one asked—but everyone secretly wants answered: Would you rather fight a vampire or a werewolf? What starts as a quirky debate quickly spirals into a full-on existential rollercoaster, where bloodthirsty creatures are only the beginning of the journey.

If you’ve ever wondered whether you could fend off a werewolf or if eternal life is worth the hassle, this episode is a must-listen. Warning: you’ll leave both laughing and questioning your own existence.

In this week’s episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle throw us headfirst into the animal kingdom—and not the cute, cuddly side. Nope, they peel back the layers (literally) and dive into the absolute nightmare fuel that is: what animals look like without fur or feathers. Spoiler alert: You’ll never see a rabbit or a parrot the same way again.

This episode is a perfect cocktail of disturbing imagery and comedic banter, proving that no subject is too weird for Twenty Going on Forty. If you like laughing at mildly cursed knowledge, this one’s a must-listen.

Episode 12 of Twenty Going on Forty is a wild ride through the galaxy far, far away—but this time, it’s not lightsabers and epic battles. Chris and Danielle bravely tackle the question that’s haunted Star Wars fans for years: would you rather walk in on Jabba the Hutt taking a dump, or have the ever-annoying Jar Jar Binks bust in on your bathroom time?

Chris and Danielle dissect the absurdity of each scenario with the finesse of Jedi knights navigating a minefield of bathroom humor.

Do you prefer the horrifying sight of Jabba's gooey throne or the relentless chatter of Jar Jar while you try to maintain your dignity? The hosts leave no stone unturned, exploring the psychological implications of both options. Let’s just say you’ll never look at Star Wars the same way again! You’re going to need brain bleach after this one.

In this episode, Chris and Danielle take a whimsical leap into the feline world, exploring the hilarious possibility of switching places with their cats.

Episode 11 is a purr-fect blend of humor, relatable anecdotes, and a dash of existential musings on what it really means to be a cat. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to trade lives with your pet, this episode is a must-listen. Just be prepared to look at your cat with less envy after it ends!

In this delightfully offbeat episode, Chris and Danielle dive into the ultimate “Would You Rather” dilemma: Would you prefer to always speak in rhymes or to sing everything you say?

Chris and Danielle tackle the rhyming and singing scenarios with their trademark wit, engaging in a lively debate about the merits and pitfalls of each option. The episode is filled with hilarious attempts at rhyming dialogue and impromptu musical performances that are sure to leave listeners in stitches.

Highlights include Chris’s valiant effort to rhyme every sentence and Danielle’s Broadway-worthy singing. Their playful banter and over-the-top scenarios make for a fun, entertaining listen. By the end, you’ll be torn between appreciating the artistry of rhymes and the sheer joy of singing everything. If you’re in the mood for a good laugh and some musical madness, this episode is a must-listen!

In this hilarious episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle take us on a wild trip that begins with refined dining in Italy and ends with a deep dive into the absurdity of children’s television.

Danielle kicks things off with her glamorous trip to Italy, complete with a meal at a five-star restaurant. She paints the scene beautifully, making you feel like you’re right there with her, basking in the Italian ambiance. But things take a turn for the hilarious when we find out exactly “what” was on the menu. Let’s just say the feathered friend in question was a bit of a surprise—cue Chris’s jaw-dropping and the ensuing banter as they try to figure out exactly “how” this bird made the cut at a five-star spot.

Chris and Danielle pivot to one of the most head-scratching children’s shows of all time—”Blu Chews”. If you’re unfamiliar with this forgotten gem that doesn’t really exist, ”Blu Chews” was a show that taught kids "the way of the streets." And by "streets," we mean some truly questionable life lessons from a tough-talking imaginary host.

Overall, this episode is a delightful mix of travel tales, unexpected dining adventures, and a trip down memory lane. Definitely not your typical fine dining review, but that’s exactly why we love it!

In this blink-and-you'll-miss-it episode of Twenty Going on Forty, Chris and Danielle dive into the world of Ybor City’s nightclubs. Danielle passionately shares her love for Ybor’s vibrant nightlife, describing the neon lights, leather whips, and all the wild stories that come with it.

It’s short, sweet, and leaves you wanting more—like getting kicked out of the club just as your favorite song comes on.

In this wild episode of “Twenty Going on Forty”, Chris and Danielle kick things off with a round of their favorite game, Either/Or. The burning question: would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses? The debate gets scientific (and hilarious) as they weigh the pros and cons of battling these bizarre creatures.

Danielle then takes the reins with some surprising facts about the famous protected chickens in Ybor City. Things take a turn for the weird when the conversation spirals into a discussion about taking the tiny Key deer of Florida on a road trip to hang out with giant bucks up north.

But as usual, things don't stay on topic for long. Chris shares an unforgettable story about someone sneaking a cat into an Applebee's, which leads to a chaotic exchange of stories about the times they’ve been scared senseless by cats.

From battling oversized birds to dancing deer and sneaky cats, this episode brings the kind of chaos that only “Twenty Going on Forty” can deliver.