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What if déjà vu isn’t just your brain misfiring, but proof that the code glitched? What if every Mandela Effect, every ghost in the machine, every “wait a second, didn’t Bowie already die once?” moment is evidence that this whole thing is running on a cheap processor in some cosmic basement?

In this episode, Joseph, Gabe, and Mike crack open the Simulation Theory — not like a boring TED Talk, but the way it should be done: dragged through Oxford philosophy, filtered through Ziggy Stardust, and shaken up with just enough paranoia to make you check twice if your hands are real. Expect talk of Nick Bostrom’s probability bomb, Elon Musk’s smug certainty, and the uncanny ways reality loves to hiccup right in your face.

It’s the start of a new series where mysticism, rock-and-roll occultism, and raw chaos all bleed together — and this first step asks the ugliest question of them all: if this is a simulation, who’s running it, and what happens if we figure out how to hack it?

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It’s been a minute — but we’re back. Life happened, mouths fell apart, schedules got wrecked, and meat wasn’t thawed. But we finally hit record, and this one was worth the wait.

We’ve got listener stories that’ll make you double-check your mirrors and question your memory. Some guy shows up in the woods and backs into the trees without turning. A sealed drainage pipe keeps whistling. A coworker might’ve never existed. A friend leaves the house… and then somehow leaves again. And there’s a repo guy who keeps seeing something in the mirror that isn’t there when he turns around.

It’s not about proof. It’s not about what makes sense. It’s just about what happened.

So next time something feels off — trust it.

Because whatever it is… it remembers you.

This is True Terror on Tap.

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Today on True Terror on Tap, we’re heading deep into the national parks—where the views are stunning, the vibes are peaceful, and the chances of being eaten, gored, or dragged out of your sleeping bag by something with claws are surprisingly high.

We’re kicking things off with one of the most infamous nights in park history—Glacier National Park, 1967—where two campers were killed by grizzlies just hours apart. Same night. Different campsites. No one saw it coming.

Then we head over to Yellowstone, where the bears aren’t the only thing trying to kill you. Turns out bison can launch you sky-high just for walking too close… and some tourists just never learn.

It’s the episode where your camping checklist should probably include a will.

This is True Terror on Tap. Bring snacks. Not fear. Actually, bring both.

Nightmares of the americas and the behill network are teaming up with the long hairs. These guys have amazing products and have spent the last 10 years building a strong positive community for men with long hair. Click on the link below and enter code "NIGHTMARES" at check out.

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