The gang kicks things off with a spirited discussion about our ancestors watching them masturbate (pun totally intentional). Amber asks Tom and Mike to guess the phobia based on name alone, leading to frank discussions about the fear of skaters and emos, Oprah, George Washington's secret love of ice hockey, Nicole Kidman's REAL voice, Swifties Against Seagulls, and Jim Morrison's incomprehensible spoken word ramblings. Mike's segment, a series of monologues delivered in various characters as directed by Amber and Tom, nearly collapses several nearby parallel universes as an influx of Walkens converge on a single point in spacetime. Tom tests Mike and Amber on their knowledge of Extreme Fitness Techniques, including boofing tapeworms for weight loss. In this week's quiz, we discover what Tom, Mike, and Amber's superhero sidekick would be like.

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