it’s a wild ride of mixology, memorable moments, and celebrity encounters! Tom and his longtime friend Mike share hilarious stories from their night out, including a visit to the swanky bar Scarlet—owned by none other than Michael Imperioli (Christopher Moltisanti from The Sopranos).

Plus:

• Tom gets a new toilet seat and shares the hilarity behind the upgrade.
• Tom has a great time but turns into a Scrooge watching A Christmas Carol at Long Island's Argyle Theatre.
• A cautionary tale about the scam ticket website GoTickets.com and how to avoid getting ripped off.

Tom dives into the chaos of holiday gift-giving, awkward family moments, and the world of canceled celebrities. Joined by his lifelong friend Mike, the two reminisce about their childhood radio show dreams while tackling big topics with sharp humor.

From giving "questionable" books as gifts to launching the new Canceled Celebrity Book Club, this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments and a few cringe-worthy ones too.

Highlights:

• Awkward holiday gift-giving stories (including a Shane Dawson book fail!)
• Tom's attempt to become "Book Uncle" for his nieces and nephews.
• A deep dive into why celebrities like Bill Cosby, R. Kelly, and J.K. Rowling are "canceled."
• The announcement of the Canceled Celebrity Book Club!
• Nostalgic moments with Mike as they recall their childhood radio days.

Books Mentioned:

• How to Survive Any Disaster
• Yes Please by Amy Poehler
• I Hate My Selfie by Shane Dawson
• Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me by R. Kelly
• Fatherhood by Bill Cosby
• Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling

Tom reviews the chaotic TikTok and Instagram footage from the gun scare at Long Island’s Roosevelt Field Mall on Friday, December 27th. In this episode: Will a Star Wars-themed wedding lead to a happily-ever-after? Tom’s wild idea: seducing a new bride who lost her groom. A hilariously creepy encounter in Savannah. Would you invest in Hawk Tuah’s version of bitcoin? Don’t miss the laughs, surprises, and good old-fashioned fun! Like, comment, and subscribe for more! 🎙️✨ #Podcast #RooseveltField #StarWarsWedding #Bitcoin #Comedy

🎄 It’s Christmas 2024, and the Tom Kelly Show has all the festive chaos you need! Join Tom as he dives into:

• 🚚 The wild story of a FedEx truck stolen in Massapequa, Long Island
• 🛍️ The ultimate guide to the best mall for last-minute shopping on Long Island
• 🎤 Exclusive behind-the-scenes moments from The Stand NYC Comedy Club’s holiday party
• 🖨️ A rant on why HP printers are the absolute worst
• 🚽 The saga of Tom’s broken toilet seat
• 🍽️ The heartwarming and hilarious "Christmas Plate" story

Drone and UFO sightings have been the rage on Long Island, New York, Rockland County, New York, New Jersey and other suburban areas along the East Coast. Most disturbing seems to be a versatile single passenger aircraft the size of a small car. Tom Kelly and Steve Burger go out to Bay Park in East Rockaway, Long Island New York near John F Kennedy airport to see if they can spot any drones. The two discuss "drone hysteria". Are these aircraft military, civilian or alien? Is this all hysteria? Are drone hunters increasing the amount of false drone sightings? Should the media be doing more to investigate this? We may not get you any answers. But you should be able to have a laugh by the end of this show!

Show Notes:

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Ilona Maher is an Olympic Medalist for Rugby. She is a TikTok influencer with millions of followers. She just came in second place on Dancing With The Stars. She went to Quinnipiac University, the same college as Tom Kelly. Is she also going to be ABC's next Bachelorette? Would Tom Kelly be a good candidate to press for Ilona's affections? - Plus: Tom Gets Creepy Fan Mail and Words That Make Long Islanders Pay Attention!

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Is it wrong to have Christmas decorations up on Thanksgiving? Tom pontificates about the importance of keeping the holidays on their traditional seasonal schedule and the importance of enjoying the season you're in.