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  • ️ Episode 643: “I’m Gonna Write a Book Called 'I Don’t Give a Sh!t'”

    ️ Episode 643: “I’m Gonna Write a Book Called 'I Don’t Give a Sh!t'”
    2025/04/18
    In Episode 643, Scott and Sadie let loose on social media trolls, conference fatigue, flaming jet engines, and the joy of not giving a sh*t. From Sadie’s viral meme drama to Scott’s thoughts on invisibility after 40, it’s a hilarious, unfiltered look at aging, parenting, and people who take themselves way too seriously. Plus, we debate whether Blake Lively is really a “titan” and share heartfelt family moments along the way. Listen now, and let the snark flow.
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    33 分
  • ️ Episode 642: “You’ve Forgotten How to Lie to Your Children”

    ️ Episode 642: “You’ve Forgotten How to Lie to Your Children”
    2025/04/17
    In Episode 642, Scott and Sadie serve up glow-in-the-dark egg hunts, Easter taco theology, and a full-on roast of parenting in 2024. From Sadie’s candy crimes to Scott’s yard-control freakout, it’s holiday chaos with a side of snark. Bonus weirdness: sperm racing is apparently a thing. Plus, Jelly Roll’s inspiring glow-up and Scott’s early morning Bible studies bring the heart. If you need a laugh, a lie, or a life lesson, this one’s got it all.
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    29 分
  • ️ Episode 641: “Go Eat in Your Car Like a Normal Person!”

    ️ Episode 641: “Go Eat in Your Car Like a Normal Person!”
    2025/04/16
    In Episode 641, Scott and Sadie roast chaotic parenting moments, billionaire rocket launches, and Buc-ee’s seating drama with their signature wit. From kids turning the backyard into a war zone to the absurdity of riding horses through Walmart, this episode delivers nonstop laughs and brutal honesty. They also tackle tax stress, tech overload, and sandwich-related indecision. Trust us—you’ll never look at a space launch or a brisket sandwich the same way again.
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    30 分
  • ️ Episode 640: “They’re Utterly Fearless With Their Phone”

    ️ Episode 640: “They’re Utterly Fearless With Their Phone”
    2025/04/15
    In Episode 640, Scott and Sadie tackle food regrets, tech addiction, and travel-induced friendship tension. From horrifying oyster-s’more mashups to the absurdity of Gen Z’s fearless phone usage, this episode is packed with snark, laughs, and real talk. They debate ketchup storage, roast social media culture, and rant about TV shows that can’t hold their attention. Listen now for hilarious commentary on the bizarre state of food, friendship, and phone obsession.
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    29 分
  • ️ Episode 639: “Had I Known Then, I Would Have Eaten My Weight in Scallops” ️‍♂️⚽

    ️ Episode 639: “Had I Known Then, I Would Have Eaten My Weight in Scallops” ️‍♂️⚽
    2025/04/14
    In Episode 639, Scott mourns the scallops he never ate while glued to the Masters, and Sadie survives a youth sports marathon like the unbothered sideline goddess she is. From Rory McIlroy worship to insane soccer parents, the duo roast the pressure cooker that is modern parenting—while still leaving time to cry about shellfish. If you’ve ever questioned your parenting style or your dinner plate, this one’s for you. Tune in for sports, sarcasm, and scallop-fueled regrets.
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    30 分
  • ️ Episode 638: “Garage Sale White Chocolate Easter Bunny”

    ️ Episode 638: “Garage Sale White Chocolate Easter Bunny”
    2025/04/11
    In Episode 638, Scott and Sadie tackle garage sale horror stories, morning chaos, traumatic food flashbacks, and TV obsessions. From Scott’s unholy love for oysters to Sadie’s garage-sale white chocolate PTSD, nothing’s off limits. We debate movie openings, roast fitted sheets, and get weirdly into Billy Bob Thornton’s new show, “Landman.” If your mornings are a disaster and your chocolate has trust issues, you’ll feel right at home here. Listen now for snark, nostalgia, and emotional damage.
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    31 分
  • ️ Episode 637: “Bitch, Have Your Will in Order—This Is It” ⚖️

    ️ Episode 637: “Bitch, Have Your Will in Order—This Is It” ⚖️
    2025/04/10
    In Episode 637, Scott and Sadie dive into the chaos of the state Capitol, the stress of raising pets (and babies that aren’t theirs), and whether or not we should start trusting AI over humans. With Scott rocking a suit he hates and Sadie loving a baby she doesn’t have to raise, the sarcasm flows fast. Add in some legislative eye-rolls and existential dread, and you’ve got one hilariously real episode. Listen now and get your life (and will) in order.
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    33 分
  • ️ Episode 636: “She Should Cook the Food with Her Own Breath.” ‍

    ️ Episode 636: “She Should Cook the Food with Her Own Breath.” ‍
    2025/04/09
    In Episode 636, Scott and Sadie take on the nightmare of parenting lazy teenagers, the absurdity of the current housing market, and the weird nostalgia we feel for cheap chain restaurants. Sadie’s mom even makes a guest appearance to roast everyone’s age. With their signature blend of sarcasm, honesty, and occasional profanity, this episode delivers laughs and real talk. Whether you’re navigating parenting disasters or mourning your lost Applebee’s glory days, this one’s for you.
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    32 分