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From chronic lateness to... picking and eating earwax (Dave... why??? 🤢), the guys are diving headfirst into their biggest bad habits and most outrageous pet peeves.

Sruli goes off on the latecomers ⏰, Jon has serious beef with “Elevator Arm Guy” 😤, and Dave? Well… let’s just say you might never look at the tips of glasses the same way again.

👂💥 Buckle up for a draft full of frustration, irrational annoyances, and moments you wish you could un-hear.

🎧 Listen now to The School of Mock Podcast — it’s time to judge each other... and ourselves.

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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From pixelated plumbers to high-octane shooters, the guys power up to mock draft their all-time favorite video games—and it gets competitive fast.

Dave shocks everyone with Tetris at #1 overall (is he a gamer or just great at stacking things?), Sruli accidentally breaks the draft rules (classic), and Jon ignites a full-blown NBA Jam controversy that nearly derails the entire episode. 🔥

PLUS: A heartfelt shoutout to Celiac Awareness Month (gluten-free gamers, we see you)

Whether you’re retro, modern, casual, or hardcore—this one’s got something for every kind of player.

👾 New episode out now. Let’s play.

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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Episode Title: Scoop, There It Is! 🍦🍨

Episode Summary:
It’s getting sweet and a little salty on this week’s School of Mock, as Jon, Sruli, and Dave draft their all-time favorite ice cream flavors! From classic cones to controversial scoops (looking at you, Strawberry Cheesecake), no flavor is safe from mockery.

In his triumphant return, Sruli comes in cold and swinging, ready to shake things up with some mock-tastic takes. Jon makes some bold (bad) moves prompting gasps, groans, and a public bet you won’t want to miss. Meanwhile, Dave is throwing FIRE to melt even his most frozen favorites. PLUS: A listener-submitted question really gums it all up.

Whether you’re team chocolate chunk, minty fresh, or “just give me the cookie dough,” this episode is your perfect summer treat—with extra sprinkles of chaos.

🎧 Grab a spoon and press play. This draft is anything but vanilla.

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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🚨 2 Minute Mock ALERT 🚨
Sruli’s back and he is NOT holding back 😤

He’s coming for Dave’s food takes
He’s torching Jon’s thoughts 🌿
Oh, and And Asher’s matzah pizza slander? Step away from the 🔥

🎙️ It’s a full-on roast of the “Don’t PASSOVER This One!” episode, and nobody’s walking away unscathed. Buckle up, buttercups — Sruli’s got receipts. 🧾

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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🔥 Our Passover Hot Takes! | School of Mock Podcast 🎙️

This week on The School of Mock, special guest mocker Asher Dworetsky steps in for Sruli and delivers some scorching (and questionable) Passover hot takes! 🤯🔥

💬 Is Matza Pizza a fraud?
🚫 Why does Jon have a personal vendetta against feathers?
🥥 And what’s with Dave’s bizarre obsession with coconut marshmallows?!

From the Seder table to your podcast feed, we’re diving deep into the traditions, foods, and mishagas that make Passover the ultimate holiday for hot takes. Tune in for laughs, debates, and the kind of opinions that might just get you uninvited from next year’s Seder. 🍷✡️

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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🎤 It’s time for the 2 Minute Mock! 🎤

In this week’s rapid-fire roast, Jon takes aim at Sruli’s #1 pick from last week’s Childhood Myths (Mostly) Debunked episode. Was it genius or completely ridiculous? Jon's got thoughts... and he's not holding back! 🔥😂

⚡ Watch, laugh, and let us know—did Sruli deserve this mockery? Or is Jon just salty? 🧂🤣

Stay tunes for more episodes from The School of Mock Podcast... and more 2 Minute Mocks!

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

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Were you told that swallowing gum means it stays in your stomach for seven years? Or that sitting too close to the TV would ruin your eyesight? In this hilarious episode of The School of Mock, Jon, Sruli, and Dave dive into the childhood myths we all believed—and the shocking (and often embarrassing) moments we realized they weren’t true. Whether it was something our parents told us or just something we somehow convinced ourselves was real, the guys break it all down with their signature mock draft style.

PLUS: Dave doesn't actually believe a watermelon can grow in your stomach... right...?

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

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Heroes in a Half Mock

This episode is more than meets the MOCK!

It’s wabbit season! it’s draft season! It’s time for the guys to roll out their all-time favorite cartoons! But as always, things go off the rails faster than a certain four shell-kicking heroes scarfing down pizza.

Some picks are genius. Evil genius. And some will make you wonder, “Oh my God, what were they thinking?!”

PLUS: Let’s just say the theme song singing is... ruh roh!

So grab your Acme-certified headphones, tune in, and let us know—who picked the ultimate cartoon lineup, and who should say "D'oh!"

School of Mock Podcast

Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!

Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

Follow us on Instagram: @SchoolOfMock

Would you like to join us in the show as a guest mocker? Do you have a great topic to get mocked? Email us at SchoolOfMockPod@gmail.com.