When a sunset photo opportunity on a yacht in Cabo turns into an unexpected vanishing act, you know you're in for one of Kel's legendary mishap stories. Fresh from her summer travels, Kel rejoins Tiffany at the Frog Pond to share the tale of how she mysteriously fell through an opening in a yacht while trying to capture the perfect sunset shot—without hitting a single stair on her way down—resulting in what friends unsympathetically dubbed a "yachting injury."

The conversation flows as freely as Tiffany's notoriously potent margaritas (which later caused Kel to press her face against an elevator wall during a particularly challenging workday). Between fits of laughter, the duo catches up on community flood recovery efforts and Birdie's health struggles while Kel was away on her numerous summer adventures.

Family vacation stories take center stage as Kel recounts her twelve-day journey with husband Shiloh, two sons, and her mother through Chicago and St. Louis. Highlights include Riley's failed attempt to sneak into premium seats at Wrigley Field (thwarted by the vigilant security guard Joyce), experiencing the mind-blowing "Flyover" attraction that simulates soaring above Chicago, and adopting what Shiloh calls "Red Line mentality" during a heated subway confrontation. The St. Louis portion of their trip revealed a less glamorous side of travel, with Kel describing streets that made her "walk on her tippies" and the bizarre City Museum with its school bus hanging from the roof.

Despite all the mishaps and close quarters with family for twelve days, these summer adventures created memories worth sharing—and a reminder that sometimes the most entertaining stories come from vacation fails rather than picture-perfect moments. Check out this episode for a guaranteed laugh and perhaps some reassurance that your own vacation disasters aren't so bad after all!

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The devastating floods that recently swept through the Texas Hill Country have left an indelible mark on our communities. From Kerrville to Hunt to Ingram and everywhere in between, families have been torn apart, homes destroyed, and lives forever changed. As locals with deep connections to the Guadalupe River, we share our raw and unfiltered experience during this catastrophic event.

What happens when sirens blare but there isn't a cloud in the sky? What do you do when you're separated from loved ones as waters rise unpredictably, cutting off escape routes in minutes? We take you through our harrowing experience of being caught on opposite sides of floodwaters, communicating only through walkie-talkies as cell service failed, and watching helplessly as trees fell and roads disappeared under rushing water.

The unpredictability of nature became our harsh reality. As we explain in this deeply personal conversation, weather forecasts and preparation can only take you so far when mother nature unleashes her full force. We share the moment-by-moment decisions that had to be made to keep our guests and staff safe, even as we watched the landscape transform before our eyes.

But through darkness comes light. The Texas spirit shined brightly in the aftermath, with communities rallying together, neighbors helping neighbors, and strangers becoming family. From chainsaws clearing roads to helicopters delivering supplies, from Pat Green raising a million dollars to George Strait organizing benefits, the outpouring of support demonstrates why you "Don't Mess with Texas."

We've lost family. We've lost friends. And while we may never fully understand why this tragedy struck, we remain committed to honoring those lost by rebuilding stronger, supporting each other, and ensuring their legacies live on. We invite you to join us in supporting ongoing relief efforts through the QR codes and links we've shared.

Hill Country Strong isn't just a saying—it's who we are. Listen, share, and help us keep the momentum going for those who need it most.

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The Rambling Gypsy podcast is a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of real Texans doing real sh*t. We're pulling back the curtains on our daily lives - and you're invited to laugh and learn along with us.

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A lemur attack leaves one of us with 25 facial stitches and a story that defies belief. What started as an ordinary day turned into a medical emergency when Fiona the lemur, apparently jealous, decided to take matters into her own teeth.

The resulting injuries required immediate medical attention, leading to a comical yet frightening visit to what could only be described as "the smallest ER I've ever seen in my life," complete with DIY medical lighting and trainee nurses practicing suture techniques. Between emergency procedures, pain medication, and somehow still making it to a PBR event with face wounds leaking, this experience redefined what it means to be "ride or die" friends.

Beyond the initial trauma lies a deeper story about animal behavior, the realities of exotic animal ownership, and the difficult decisions that come with it. We candidly discuss the painful choice to rehome Fiona after a second aggressive incident made it clear rehabilitation wasn't possible. "It never gets any better. It sucks every single time. But you can't risk yourself, you can't risk your children."

The healing journey continues with Steri-Strips becoming "part of the costume," makeup challenges, and the unexpected compliment that brought laughter: "I just thought it was part of your aesthetic." Through it all, we emphasize the critical importance of taking animal injuries seriously—infections can track quickly, and delaying treatment can lead to life-threatening complications.

If there's one takeaway from this wild misadventure, it's that prevention and immediate action are key when dealing with animal incidents. And perhaps equally important: find friends who will not only drive you to the ER but will also still take you to see cowboys afterward—face wounds and all.

Subscribe for more tales from our chaotic adventures, and remember to keep your guard up around animals, no matter how well you think you know them.

The Rambling Gypsy podcast is a behind-the-scenes look at the lives of real Texans doing real sh*t. We're pulling back the curtains on our daily lives - and you're invited to laugh and learn along with us.

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