This week, Joe and Reese embark on a heroic yet completely unnecessary quest to calculate square footage for a listener’s carpet purchase. Turns out, neither of them remembers how math works. Joe discovers that square feet have nothing to do with actually squaring numbers, while Reese insists he can solve everything by rounding up (which is great if you want to carpet your entire neighborhood). Along the way, they discuss the joys of sleeping in an icebox, the philosophical implications of capers, and Reese’s brief yet tragic three-day sobriety stint. It’s an hour of pure, unfiltered nonsense—and for some reason, you people keep coming back for more. We hope you hate it.

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In today's episode, our dynamic duo discuss the evolution of swear words and take a deep dive into the Irish rap group Kneecap. Joe gives us a shocking revelation about his Olympic-level bladder capacity. Reese, meanwhile, rethinks his parenting choices after realizing his kid is casually testing the limits of profanity, and the guys briefly consider starting a new competitive sport: Extreme Pee-Holding. Also, somehow, Guy Fieri, pit bulls, and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels all make an appearance. Honestly, we don’t know how we got here, and neither will you. We hope you hate it.

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In today's episode, the guys discuss mentally ill demons named Gerald. Joe educates us on the lost art of drumming (apparently, it requires less effort than blinking), while Reese details his gravity-defying stage antics that may or may not have been demonically inspired. We also learn that Reese's luggage was stolen, but thankfully, the thief spared the Five Iron Frenzy banner—because even criminals have standards. And in a shocking twist, Seattle is still rainy, and Portland remains aggressively Portland. We hope you hate it.

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In today's episode of Joe & Reese’s Pickle & Boot Shop, the duo embarks on an 18-minute journey to solve a single fraction problem. Along the way, Joe flexes his deep knowledge of World War II documentaries, while Reese talks about For All Mankind, making it sound like the greatest show ever—because, obviously, alternate history is so much more exciting than real history. They also discuss upcoming Five Iron Frenzy shows, the musical genius that is Jack White, and read off an increasingly ridiculous list of Patreon supporters. Thanks for listening—we hope you hate it.

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In today’s episode, Joe ambitiously plans to pen two whole songs for 2025, while Reese aims to re-record albums that already exist. They reminisce about tour life, including Joe's near-death experience on icy roads and Reese's confusing a Waffle House for a venue in Dallas. There's talk of a dream concert lineup in Denver where the Insyderz might actually draw a crowd - of at least three people. We wrap up the show by again butchering the names of our Patreon supporters. Tune in for a mix of music talk, life goals, and the very real possibility of us getting lost again. We hope you hate it.

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In today's episode, Reese unleashes an unhinged rant about the South’s inability to handle snow, comparing it to “living in Pompeii” every time a flake falls. Meanwhile, Joe keeps things light with tales of holiday meals featuring twice-baked potatoes and Reuben sandwiches, sparking a discussion of “quad-baked potatoes.” It's another episode with absurd tangents and controversial hot takes. We hope you hate it.

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In today’s episode of Joe & Reese’s Pickle & Boot Shop, the guys dive into the high-stakes drama of Chicago Bears fandom, dissect rookie mistakes, and take a nostalgic tour of Michigan snowstorms—because what’s life without snowboarding injuries and 40-minute drives through weather chaos? Joe shares his attempts at dunking (spoiler: gravity always wins) to a philosophical debate on whether Elf qualifies as a Christmas movie. Come for the banter, stay for Joe’s tales of texting with fat thumbs. Merry Christmas - we hope you hate it!

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In this week's episode, Joe and Reese tackle the true meaning of the holidays: overthinking math problems and cleaning up post-dog-disaster crime scenes. Highlights include a chili-fueled debate on percentages, phone-a-friend fiascos, and Heidi’s multitasking heroics from the bathroom. Add in a sprinkle of yuletide sarcasm, some questionable Patreon shout-outs, and you'll have the perfect recipe for holiday cheer—or despair.

Merry math-mess, everyone. We hope you hate it. 🎄

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