Yes, we have been so polite now for so many years, all to no avail. So we thought it was about time we came straight out with it.

We are on the verge of making ourselves the face and name of the local KFC. As you will hear we aren't at all fussed with the burger companies but are rather partial to a bit of breast now and then, (usually then rather than now). We believe we are onto a winner, (another tagline winner, winner, chicken dinner). The biggest promotion, we believe will undoubtedly secure the deal is that we are already two-thirds of the way to securing the KFC contract with the F & C, Ford and Criddle.

To find out the full extent of our winning pitch listen to the podcast and be part of the new campaign that will have people flocking to their nearest restaurant (KFC of course).

I'm off now to beat the queues.

Yes, the opening question remember the time when you were a youngster, you would be bought the 'Lucky Bag' treat? So-called as you didn't know what was going to be in them, what you knew was there would likely be a lot of 'stuff' usually rubbish sweets and toys.

Welcome to this epic Old Gits/Brits Podcast, is it full of rubbish and toys, well I leave you to decide the first part and yes we are always open to being 'toyed' with. If only...........

Well if you don't deem it a Lucky Bag, how about a smorgasbord of chatter? We cover everything, from radio presenter Zoe Ball to Shakespeare even our very own Pantomimes with a new one for this year just finished being written.

If nothing else stand back and stare in astonishing amazement at how we managed to cram so much intelligent conversation in such a small space.

Oh finally enjoy it.

One more finally, maybe not too much intelligent conversation, but as a regular listener you already knew that.

Those Gen z's are at it again. Don't they make you sleepy listening to them drone on and on? Well, it certainly gets 'our goat' as Chris will say. We three are fully paid-up members of the i Generation and for those that do not know the 'i' is for invisible. Yes to those wonderful Gen Z (ers) they don't even know we lot exist, as of course the world now revolves around them.

Our little story this week stems from a promotion for a holiday home that a Gen Z (er) advertised using THEIR language which we just couldn't understand, however not to be outdone a member of the 'i' generation did the same back. Mind you we didn't understand either of them so what that makes us is anyone's guess.

We then moved on to 'Johnnies' now you have to be a certain age, to know what these were known by members of the 'i' generation. Whereas the Gen Z (ers) know them as a Franger.

Now even I am confused, can I suggest you listen in and find out for yourself what on earth we are talking about?

Good luck out there.