First and Foremost, JUSTICE FOR DAVE ARNESON.

Now that that’s out of the way.

Welcome, Voters to a Mythical Land of High Fantasy, Ruled over by Malevolent Kings, Corrupt Judges, and Murderous Sheriffs handing out violence based on an Archaic belief that one’s Race comes with an unavoidable set of characteristics.

The United States of America!

Journalist, Fact Checker, and all around delight, Brooke Binkowski joins the voting booth to discuss with us the fraught history of the RPG and Kennedy leads us through the Freedom Dungeon. DM’s this Episode is in fact a Playable Dungeon.

It’s the Freedom Dungeon on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

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• (00:00:01) - Voting in the Election
• (00:04:25) - I Tried To Argue With ICE Agents
• (00:07:07) - What Made Me Talk About Role Playing Games
• (00:12:07) - In The Dark Ages, The Guy Drinking Hairspray
• (00:13:07) - Discussing D&D and Diversity
• (00:14:39) - Paul Feist on Gary Gygax and D&D
• (00:19:28) - On The Early Days of Nerd Culture
• (00:23:43) - The Anti-Woken Tabletop Role Playing Game Community
• (00:27:11) - Role-playing and the future of property values
• (00:30:36) - The 5-Room Dungeon
• (00:35:22) - D&D: The Lich's Dungeon
• (00:36:18) - Battle Dawn 5e: A Patron Spirit for Warlocks
• (00:37:23) - Charles Sumner Is The Most Powerful Warlock
• (00:39:37) - James Polk vs. Charles Sumner
• (00:42:20) - How To Choose The Dungeon Entrance
• (00:44:30) - Jeb Bush
• (00:46:07) - Don't Take the California Arch for Granted
• (00:48:38) - California Is Benefiting From Arizona
• (00:49:44) - The Hoover Dam
• (00:52:15) - Puzzle Keeper: Sometimes Useful, Sometimes frustrating
• (00:54:19) - How To Ruin A D&D Story With Chuck Schumer
• (01:00:02) - Culling in D&D
• (01:01:18) - Black People Talking About Racism
• (01:05:33) - Andrew Luck on His First Week
• (01:06:41) - What To Do For The Big Adventure Dungeon
• (01:08:47) - The Lich of Washington
• (01:11:22) - Henry Kissinger In The Elder Scrolls 5
• (01:13:32) - What federal historic site would inspire the dungeon?
• (01:16:04) - Civil War 2: The Orcs of the Supreme Court
• (01:17:08) - Who Would Be The Worst Politician To Run A D&D
• (01:22:21) - D&D: The Cult of Cringe

Corri Corri Corri in the House!!!

Corrigan, Co-host of Jack Of All Graves, joins The Voters with possibly the most Specific requested Topic yet, that leaves us with so many options. God of Love, Emperor of Rome, Doctor in a Gay Space Communist Future, Judge Jury and Executioner, Karl Urban!
Naturally, as most things do, this brought us back to Ronald Reagan, it’s Karl Urban Vs Acting Politicians in The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

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Shitposter of note and host of Wednesday Night Fake Fights, Gef the Toking Mongoose joins The Voters to ponder The Tv Show Taskmaster with its outlandish challenges and puzzles often accomplishing close to nothing. Sounded like the Legislative Process! There are many Silly Laws in this for the time being United States of America. It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license? You may not run out of gas? It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively"? That’s just Ohio and Ohio isn’t even real!
What ridiculous Laws would you accept as caveats for a better world? Everyone grab your Monkey’s Paw it’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

UBI: Sure everyone gets a living wage BUT Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

Abolish ICE: Yes the greatest Terrorist Organization in the history of our country is no more, BUT It is against the law to make faces at dogs.

Universal healthcare: We all get to see a doctor but more of us will have to because It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

Abolish the Senate: An antiquated institution that causes more harm than good and no one likes is gone? Okay, fine but ,after 3 am you have to send a rocket signal in the air after every mile you drive!

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Edited by Garak Tailor

Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio