This episode is dedicated to one of the most controversial ancient philosophers—a woman *audible gasp* named Hypatia. Go ahead, look it up. There are no documented women philosophers from the 'ancient era.' Or are there? Of course, to some historians, she was a witch, and to other historians, she was a genius who fell victim to political jealousy. Either way she was targeted and burned at the stake (pun intended) because of a dude who would have been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder if he was alive today. Also, why are all these ancient systems and structures scared of women with intellectual power and prowess? They were definitely hiding something.....

Hey Party Animals, today we are learning how substances have always been everyone's favorite shortcut to the meaning of life or "to have a good time." But according to science and the esoteric, the key is to be mindful of balance, as the line between medicine and poison is really just a matter of dosage. So be intentional, stay curious, and think twice before trusting anyone with a vape. Also, spoiler alert and trigger warning: Crista reviews the movie Blink Twice by Zoe Kravitz and incorporates some of her own philosophical musings on the cinematic masterpiece and, of course, feminine rage.

The Prisoner’s Dilemma, Tit for Tat, and Nash Equilibrium… what do all these have in common.. they are strategies that can help you navigate your dating and social life. Crista also shares her formula for securing a second date, making lasting memories, and maximizing personal utility. Like always business first so we’re starting with a crash course in economic thought experiments and then end with Crista’s favorite act of micro feminism aka live trolling weird dating app matches.