“Frogs, Funnel Cake & Fake Roast Beef: A Memorial Day Meltdown”
Description:
It’s Memorial Day in Myrtle Beach, which means Bike Week confusion, questionable outfit choices, and me dodging motorcycles like it’s Mario Kart. I unpack my annual love/hate ritual with this chaotic weekend, a dream about frogs that might’ve been a divine message—or just too much sweet tea—and my ongoing beef (pun intended) with the lack of real roast beef down South. Spoiler: Arby’s is NOT the answer.
Buckle up, because the hoops are on, and I’ve got thoughts.