Tonight we fall into the freezing chamber and awake in a time of Apes....honestly a little hostile. But along the way we make friends and foes, discover that Apes can drive and wear suits, and they can falsely blame others. We also stumble down small cliffs, encounter wish granting flying saucers and discover that time does in fact mean shit all. It is a funny time at A-P-E Corral tonight.

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in and it turns out to not be good, but perhaps that is due to all the monkeying around we had to do to get this episode out-- the Apes were not on our side tonight, but the show must go on and go on it. And go on it does, as tonight we talk about Twilight Zone, recommendations, movies that have aged poorly, scaring your fellow man for the hell of it, and much much more as we look at one of the more important movies ever made: Planet of the Apes

One toke over the line sweet Jesus, one toke over the line, sitting down in a railway station, one toke over the line-- Tonight we wish we were one toke over the line, as it would have helped explain the movie this evening: Terminus. Cool name, confusing movie. This evening we laugh over bad Spirit Halloween wigs, bond over not understanding what is going on, share our fear of AI flesh mouths and more. Next week we celebrate our 1 year anniversary by watching the Planet of the Apes movies all month long.

The chemicals between us, the walls that lie between us, lying in this bed make me realize that the 2008 remake of seminal Sci-Fi movie the Day the Earth Stood Still might be one of the worst movies ever made. Tonight on the show we talk about Keanu--- that's all! Well actually we find some time to talk about the other wasted talent surround this picture. As well as annoying kids that talk about dead dads, set a rate for degrading ourselves, and discuss how this might very well be the worst Keanu movie ever made, and maybe the worst movie in the last 20 years.

I know I'd go from rags to riches, If you would only say you care. And though my pocket may be empty, I'd be a millionaire on the day the earth stood still. Tonight we dive into the world of the 1950s and see how little has changed. We also get into our weekly sign of the apocalypse, the end of WW2 and fears of the bomb, why casting a Brit as an Alien always works out, Orson Wells and RKO’s placement in the world of 50s Sci-fi, and Christ allegories hidden in plain sight.

Next week we look at the 2008 remake of this film.

This is the story of a girl who cried a switchblade and resurrected the wasteland after ostracizing herself from the other groups at large. Tonight we have to skate or we will die, or maybe skating will lead to our dying--- it gets confusing. We will get into the creation of this movie, Zen filmmaking, Scott Shaw and legends of underground micro-budget filmmaking, and even a brief history lesson on rollerblading-- it is a fun time.

Yo! it's about that time to bringth forth the rhythm and the rhyme, imma get mine so you get yours I wanna see you die... well that took a turn and so does this episode. Tonight we try and stay on topic and fail as we go down many a rabbit holes, but eventually find the plot of the movie the Happening. We discuss Nazi punks, 90s tv movie rip offs, actors who you see everywhere, what is wrong with this movie, and why people like it.

We are salior boys who lost our legs, climbing up the top sails we lost our legs and as you do in that situation we find ourselves in Boston. Tonight we do something completely different as we look at one of our favorite movies of all time from 2006 the Departed! We dive into the background of the remake, its connection to John Woo movies, the amazing cast, and slip into our "poor" southie' accents as we try not to cry over spilled cranberry juice as we talk about one of our favorites as we take a break from the end times for a week. Next week we return to the end times-- they are alive afterall---as we watch The Happening staring none other than Mark Whalberg