On this episode:
OLD Scratch is my Father!
And the murderer is....O'Henry?!
Daniel...or Dan'l?
Who's catching butterflies in handkerchiefs?!
Tolkien's elves are like lobsters
Daniel Websters knows front parlours
Hot and heavy!
Like the Good Book says...
This story rips off The Simpsons!
Hathorn, or Hawthorne?
...and more!

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On this episode:

• Listen to our TERRIBLE Bostonian accents!
• Friggin Gawker Blockers!
• When I showed up late to the party, your sister dropped me like a sack of lobsters!
• Prince of the Air Bud
• Like the largest pickle in the jar, he's a really big dill.
• Fahckin Phileas Fogg!
• If You're wicked smaht, you'll get a stickah when you pahk your cawh at hawvahd yahd.
• Don't copy that floppy!
• ...and more!

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On this episode, we cover F.W. Murnau's Faust: A German Folktale. In this classic of silent cinema, our Mephisto (Emil Jannings) makes a bet with an archangel that Faust's soul can be corrupted. Faust (Gösta Ekman) is desperately trying to save his village from a plague. He is able to help the villagers, thanks to Mephisto, but further dealings with the devil lead Faust on a decadent downward spiral. Can he redeem his soul before it's too late?

Featuring:

• "Fauft?!"
• The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse (because times were tough in Germany)
• You win this round, God!
• Paradise Lost, Paradise Regained, Paradise What Did I Come Into This Room For?
• Mephistos Just Wanna Have Fun
• Cancel your subscription, Lester!
• Otho from Beetlejuice?! What are YOU doing here?
• You can see her doublets!
• I ALWAYS drink ... wine!
• Kynan puts dirty words ... in my MOUTH!
• All you need is love, love, love ...
• ... and more!

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On this episode:

• "This will probably be a short episode." - Lester
• Choruses? Chori? Choropods?
• Remember Hoop-On-A-Stick?
• "You don't get to murder someone just because they're mean." - Kynan
• Fausted by your own petard
• "Demons are like vampires." - Lester
• There's a PUPPY Bowl???
• Team Fluff VS Team Ruff
• Mephis-Doubtfire
• ...and more!

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On this episode:

• Remember compact discs?
• No, it's not "CATS!" It's "The English Cat" Completely different!
• Hansel and Gretel: Now You Have Nightmares
• How Faustus Got HIs Groove Back
• Boris n' Bela
• Big Top Mephistopheles
• Siebel wears the pants in this show
• WAGNER?!! What are YOU doing here?
• Do YOU know the difference between a coffin and a casket?
• Casket - a junk drawer for people
• ...and more!

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On this episode:

• This show is become FAUST'S details!
• YOU SHALL NOT SCRUB!
• Now on sale! "No Capitalism" T-shirts
• Special guest Jim Baucus
• Inside Out 4: with Want, Debt, Distress and Care
• ....and SURPRISE!
• Faust is CONVENIENTLY having second thoughts
• Lemures....or lemurs?
• GRETCHEN!? What are YOU doing here?!
• ...and more!

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On this episode:

• Three Mighty Men From Faust Are We!
• Hellooooo! Welcome to the Church of Mrs. Doubtfire, dear!
• This is the Ren and Stimpy of Faust
• Ow! This is a very jagged mountain!
• Hey Siri - how many boots in a league?
• These boots were made for Walken - WOW!
• Somehow.....the Holy Roman Emperor has returned!
• Bully Boy, Grab-Quick and Hold-Tight
• George C. Palpatine!
• ...and more!

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On this episode:

• Schrodinger's Homunculus
• Call Sally Struthers now and make a donation
• Dr. Jekyll is my FATHER. Actually, no - he's me.
• Epic Rap Battle: Helen of Troy VS Phorkyas!
• "He's got WHAT, he's got servants and flunkies?!"
• Euphorion, My Wayward Son.....
• Apparently Euphorion never read the story of Icarus....
• ...and more!

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