Is your match Mr. Right… or Mr. Write-By-A-Bot? 💔🤖

In this glitchy-but-glam episode, Clever Girl dives headfirst into the pixelated jungle of dating in the digital age. From AI-generated flirts to perfectly predictive profiles, we’re asking the question: can you tell the difference between heartfelt and hard-coded?

Featuring: 💘 A new game segment: Human or AI?

💬 Red Flag Roleplays with a digital twist

👻 The return of Gary 2.0, our upgraded ghost-in-the-machine

🦖 Petra’s Passive-Aggressive Pro Tips™ on spotting red flags (because she is one)

And don’t miss the final moments for a special summer announcement—hint: there’s sand, sass, and suspiciously large iced coffees involved.

🎧 Tune in, subscribe, and survive the swipepocalypse.

#DatingAppApocalypse #CleverGirlSurvival #LoveInTheAgeOfAlgorithms #AIOrNah #PetraSaidWhat #Gary2PointOh

Episode 12 – Swipe Burnout: When the Dino’s Had Enough

Left, right, left—wait, is this a dating app or a boot camp? 🥵

In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl’s Survival Guide, we dive into the mental exhaustion that comes with endless swiping and the not-so-cute side effects of dating app overload.

🦖 Clever Girl lays out survival strategies for burnout recovery,

🎩 Sir Rexington the 3rd returns with dino-level etiquette tips to help you keep your cool online, and

🪶 Petra the Passive-Aggressive Pterodactyl drops in with some… questionable screech-based coping mechanisms.

Whether you’re rage-deleting apps or just need a break from red flag roulette, this one’s for you.

🎧 Listen now, before you swipe right on another mistake.

#DatingAppApocalypse #SwipeBurnout #CleverGirlSurvivalGuide

🎙️ Swipe Burnout: Petra’s Passive-Aggressive Pro Tips™

Petra’s back in the studio — caffeinated, slightly judgmental, and miraculously cord-free (for now).

In this teaser, our favorite passive-aggressive pterodactyl sips her Tranquili-Tea™, side-eyes a red flag, and delivers the survival tips no dating app warned you about.

Because sometimes growth is just… not chewing through the mic cables.

🦖💅 Catch the full episode on Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl’s Survival Guide.

Episode 11: Talk Is Not Extinct – Communication Hacks from a Megalosaurus MacGyverii

Ever feel like your love life needs a translator, a toolkit, and maybe... tacos? Same.

This week, Clever Girl teams up with Megalosaurus MacGyverii—relationship fixer, emotional handyman, and proud taco enthusiast—to decode dating misfires before they erupt into extinction-level events. From vague texts to tone-deaf “I’m fines,” we’re diving into the real meteor of modern romance: miscommunication.

Plus, Petra the Passive-Aggressive Pterodactyl makes a chaotic cameo (and possibly fries the soundboard) while dishing out red flags and sarcasm in equal measure.

Grab your duct tape and tacos—it’s time to talk it out, or walk it off.

Survival Skill: Say what you mean, before it turns into smoke signals.

Featuring: Emotional wrenches, boundary tape, listener mail, and dino drama.

Unofficially Sponsored By: Cretaceous Communication Co.™