In this technical omnishambles of a podcast, Jim talks health, Amy Adams being a dog, Nosferatu, and Gladiator 2, while Darren isnt impressed at Presence, enjoys some home counties cowboy food, and laments the latest Star Trek "product" Section 31. Meanwhile Lee also talks Nosferatu, Gladiator 2 and the curse of Paul McCartney causing loft ladder damage.

Then after some interesting questions, we move on to this weeks movie. Is it a romance? a travellogue? a monster movie? a youtube fan film with a cinema release? or a heap of on the nose metaphors that cause Elton pain when the question is asked?

We'll find out as we (attempt) to review Gareth Edwards Monsters.

Media discussed this week
Nosferatu - Theatrical Release
Gladiator 2 - Rental Amazon Prime
Presence - Theatrical Release
Section 31 - The bins outside the paramount lot
Nightbitch - Disney +
Monsters - Amazon Prime / iTV X

Oi! Oi! You LAAAACKY Peepolll!

We're goin dahn the internet to find aaaaht abaaaaht what the geezas are doing this week.

Me ol mucka Jim makes a Pita bread dont 'e, Elton fixes his dishwasha and watches that Day of da Jackal show ova on Sky! And Daw watches the Woofmaaan and a Blondie tribute act mate! As for Lee? Mate! Let me tell ya, that melt can't even say chimney proppa let alone board up his loft without stabbing'imself ta death with splinters! Wot a mug!

Then after the usual ol flannel we move on to tha main event don't we! Yeah mate we're going for a barny as we review that movie with Danny Dyer being a football 'ooligan... The Football Factory. Which as it turns aaht, has no football or factorys in it... Jus mental mate!

Media discussed this week.
Dune Prophecy - Sky / Now TV
Day of the Jackal - Sky / Now TV
Wolfman - Theatrical Release
Creature Commandos - HBO Max / Cinema Equidistant
Football Factory - Amazon Prime

A short look into the musings of three men yearning for the days of My Space and old BBS forums.

You can literally smell the age down the headphones

Welcome to the first full episode 2025.

This week Jim melts a microwave, Darren watches Nosferatu and suspects the lord of darkness could easily take Dracula in a punch up, while Lee continues to be haunted by Paul McCartney and he becomes outraged at Ant & Dec.

Then after some feedback its on to this weeks film Don't Worry Darling.

Media Discussed This Week
Nosferatu - Theatrical Release
Tales from the Loop - Amazon Prime
Conclave - Apple TV / Theatrical Release / Amazon Prime
Ant & Dec's Limitless Win - iTV / iTVX

Technically the second green room but the first you can hear... Jim has alcoholic chocolates. Hope he's brought enough for everyone

New Year same old nonsense.
Welcome back to the cast. This one is just a little different as we catch up with everyone and how their christmas period went. So we have chat about Air Fryers, Gilets, fixing taps, knives and that old christmas chestnut of nearly being shot in the face by a crossbow.

We'll be back to our regular schedule next week as we kick off 2025 with the Harry Styles / Florence Pugh film Dont Worry Darling

This week Jim gets his door, Elton watches Carry on which doesnt have Sid James in it, Darren catches up with Salems Lot and nearly burns his house down, while Lee finishes Black Doves and loses a car park ticket twice in less than 20 seconds.

After some feedback things get heated about Jaffa Cakes and flavours of Coke. Before we finally review the final movie of the year. Die Hard and Home Alone with a distinct christmas twist Violent Night.

We will return in 2025 but until then on behalf of all the hosts, we wish you all a very merry christmas and a happy new year.

Media discussed this week
Carry On - Netflix
Salems Lot - Amazon Prime Rental
Black Doves - Netflix
Secret Level (second half of season 1) - Amazon Prime
Violent night - Netflix

Why is Jonah Lomu doing a hacker at christmas to "Can you send the cavalry"