Elon and Trump RAP BATTLE!!! And boy, it is pretty mid. Who do you think won?

Plus, I do some shiddy jokes about Dildo Turnip - er, Donald Trump, sorry - as he fails his way towards an administrative error Holocaust. (He's a fascist Nazi but incredibly dumb, is what I'm saying).

Prepare to question everything.

Why is Donald Trump so mean to the gays? Why does he try to rape so many women, despite knowing that the allegations will surface? Why does he jerk off 2 invisible dicks when he dances? Why does he talk so lovingly about Arnold Palmer's penis, or Bukele's beautiful face? WHERE IS MELANIA? WHO IS TRUMP SLEEPING WITH IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

I've finally figured it all out. Donald Trump is gay.

And since we all know the President can't be gay, this changes everything.

Disclaimer: this is comedy, satire. He's totally not gay. As far as I know. Also, a video recording of this episode is available on my Youtube! Just follow Ashley Miami on Youtube and all other streaming platforms for more music and comedy.

What's the creepiest part of being a nurse? Tune in to find out, you maniacs. Also, find out what went down behind the scenes to make Beyonce do a country album! Disclaimer: these are jokes, silly! Ok, back to real life where President Trump is busy enriching himself and his oil baron buddies while the world continues to burn!