Quick little disclaimer: The audio quality not as good this episode because Sammy accidentally deleted some files. Sorry!

In this Just the Boys episode we discover we both do EVERYTHING FOR SPITE! We get into it about Unidentified with Demi Lovato, going to the Sweat Tour (Charli XCX and Troye Sivan) and what we hate about TERFS and looove about drag. Sammy talks their trauma of being groomed by a teacher. Hay started their job and they LOVE it. NEITHER of the boys can have jobs that they don’t believe in because they have blue hair and pronouns. We also do the Alix and Lang appreciation corner. Go to hell but be kind either way.

(Small Content warning for Diddy stuff)

Christine Medrano (Comedian, Pro Poker player, bisexual with a girlfriend) joins to discourse on Christine’s trip to the World Series of poker, miseducation about indigenous nations in US vs Canada, bisexual pride (just kidding).We also cover Christine recording her a Bob’s Burgers voiceover in a closet, and how she saw Giuliani on the set of Masked Singer.Hay almost gave themself sucralose poisoning and maybe Lyme disease (they haven’t checked). Sammy’s (untrustworthy?) mother calls everybody a socialist for how they play The Sims.

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We have Dylan Mckeever (TV writer, standup, best friend) try to control us and slow down our speech on the pod. She makes us do segments that were our idea but we never did cuz we get distracted by yelling. Discourse this week includes: who is Moo Deng, Hay went to NYC, trying figure out what a “tiding” is or why a jock strap has no butt in the back.

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Just the Boys discuss orchestrating dyke drama, Hay’s high school ex (they never kissed) texting them fresh out of jail, spitting in each other’s hands, how Burning Man was stolen from New Mexico, and being grateful. Do you guys know when we say “buzz” it’s when we touch each other like on Trixie & Katya? Join our patreon to join the Sammy Fun Run. Okay enjoy the ep!

Look, y'all may not know this (but it’s pretty obvious) we run a podcast in a free space which is why you hear a malfunctioning mic and may experience some interruptions in the chaotic flow. It’s actually kind of cool if you think about it, like it’s some BTS for you. Anyway Brian Bahe is a gay indigenous hoe and very funny standup (Comedy Central) and TV writer (The Great North, Ghosts). The discourse is lying about job experience, Hay purchasing illegal Celsius, Brian’s favorite store in LA, discovering how Broke Back Mountain ends, “multisexuality,” and if queerbaiting is real.

Find Brian Bahe: https://www.instagram.com/brian_bahe?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==IGPodcast

Sage based Wisdom: https://tr.ee/nVuGW0duTt

Your two fave cis men talk about how to read poetry, how Hay threw a wheelchair user in a pool per his request, and Small Talk might actually be Big Talk, how we thought we’d have a YouTube up by now, how we’ll do K for Patreon, how we keep leaning too far back on our background fabric and almost tearing it down.

Let’s be honest, we had Camirin Farmer (God Vessel, Netflix) on the pod this week so we talked a lot about space and time and the STARS. The amount of times Sammy and Hay got the chills, it’s a lot! We also talk about Cam’s start in comedy in Baltimore, Charli XCX, top surgery. We’re just such fans of Cam’s and if you don’t know them you will be too after this episode.

Buy a chart reading from them and support their GoFundMe for their Gender Affirming Care and Recovery costs: https://gofund.me/66b1c0c3

We also had a few technical difficulties this episode. Don’t yell at us, we're nonbinary (angel emoji. Can we actually put in an angel emoji here?)

You can find Camirin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/camirinfarmer/

Hay is writing this description to say they were kinda sick that day - so if this one has less screaming energy, you understand. However what we DO have this week is Sammy’s birthday in the Chicago rain, a 2-years late review of the movie Bros, the cultural value of talking shit, Sammy forgetting a guy they fuct, and somehow even more details on Lake Dick. We FINALLY get into the The Great Civil War of the Podcast (Taylor Alison Swift).