Welcome to the inaugural episode of You're the Beast, where hosts Keith Saarloos and Jared DeAnda take you on a freewheeling ride through sonic booms, childhood movie trauma, and the untold linguistic erosion of modern society.Welcome to the first episode of You're the Beast—a show where conversations go off the rails faster than a box truck with a blown tire. And speaking of things flipping over, we kick this one off with a real-life disaster story—trucks wrecking, U-Hauls catching fire, and a moving plan so cursed even Caltrans was like, “Bro, turn around.”

But oh no, it doesn’t stop there! The universe keeps swinging with a massive sonic boom from a SpaceX rocket, shaking up the valley and causing full-scale Close Encounters of the Third Kind paranoia. People running onto roofs, calling their cousins, looking for UFOs—it was either aliens or Elon Musk. Could go either way.

Then, we take a hard left into childhood trauma, where we realize we were all fed a steady diet of cinematic chaos: Goonies secretly teaching kids Spanish curse words, Who Framed Roger Rabbit being equal parts groundbreaking and deeply disturbing, and Armageddon reminding us that if you didn’t cry when Bruce Willis said, “Take care of my little girl,” you might be a robot.

And just when you think we’re done, we barrel straight into a deep philosophical debate—Pacific Rim, masterpiece or glorified Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots? Why do people keep asking to touch our hair? And why in the name of Shakespeare did we let “alls I know” become a thing?

No format. No filters. Just two guys talking like nobody’s listening—except you are, and now you’re stuck with us. Welcome to You're the Beast! Buckle up, it’s gonna be a ride!