CIB is back after a brief summer trip to discuss yet another day among the filthy rabble at a Virginia theme park, the national news of the moment, and whether or not Sydney Sweeney is hot enough to justify all this upset her ads are causing. Has something we said, or failed to say, made you FEEL something? You can tell us all about it by joining the conversation on our Substack or you can send us an email here. Enjoy!

Show Rundown
Open — CIB is a THEME PARK ENTHUSIAST podcast now
28:20 — WGAS NewsBag!
55:10 — Sydney Sweeney and Her Big Ol’ Cans and a Pun
1:16:05 — Denmark wants your unwanted pets for…reasons
1:18:09 — Panera Bread causes domestic disputes, will stop baking its own bread
1:24:38 — Did CBS News’ Senior National Correspondent Mark Strassmann Get Off a Good One?
1:38:12 — Wrap-up! Fantastic 4; The Naked Gun; Happy Gilmore 2; Rudy; The Talisman; Fall or Dodge in Hell

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